Are you taking job applications

Something you say to companies when you are looking for a job and wish to apply.

'Are you taking job applications?' He said, with his resume in his hands.

by derulais July 24, 2022

Affliction banned

One of the greatest mixed martial arts events ever.

Tom - "Are you watching Affliction banned? Its got half of the top ten ranked heavy wieghts on one card!"

Bob - "Wow thats awesome!"

by fedor1 July 1, 2008

Affliction

Back in 1856 a doctor by the name of Terrence Nutkins argued with his peers that the emotion of Jealousy was actually a physical manifestation and not just a feeling. He argued that in every person lay dormant a miniscule gland in the upper tethis that when a person felt jealous this gland would convulse releasing a small dose of Cheortyxon C.

This small dose would force the Afflicted to do all manner of odd things like become irritated and angry easily sometimes leading the sufferer to post crazy things on websites and make up alot of hocus pocus. Terrence published his workings and until today the gland has not been denied nor confirmed by doctors in the field.

You're jealous of affliction you'll post on websites to vent your anger!

by ZodfindsthisFUN June 5, 2005

application safari

The point at which a white American girl from an economically well-off family goes on a trip sometime slightly before her senior year of high school (usually with a religious youth group or other like organization) to a poor nation (most commonly one within Africa) and after returning claims to have "helped the less fortunate" and/or "learned life lessons and discovered her true self." Upon further review of her attention whore photos with starving children of another race posted to Facebook, it quickly becomes apparent that the purpose for this trip was to manufacture a notable recent experience to write about in a college application for some Ivy League university that all her family members probably attended. Often a last resort for girls who are stupid, slutty, untalented, have other shortcomings, or a combination of those qualities.

Ashley had a GPA of 2.2 and her only extracurricular was sucking dick, so she had to take an application safari to get into a decent university.

by s_h September 26, 2011

afflictionate

Painful or unwelcome display of affection or fondness.

She crossed from afectionate to afflictionate when she gained 25 pounds and still wants to sit on my lap.

by bubob November 27, 2011

Application of your intelligent mind

It is an act of converting your previous experiences to a profitable excellent result in every area of your life.

"Application of your intelligent mind" is when you have been corrected over a mistake, and your ability to apply it in your work to help you pass to the next stage in your work.

by chuchuigwe March 3, 2012

advanced computer applications class

The dumbest and second most pointless class in school besides Geometry. Judging by this site, ya'll need it. It is another excuse to take a 45 min nap before you have to go to lunch and get bitched at.

Hussy wake up!
oh shit the computer apps teacher is bitchin' again

by Geena Davis May 3, 2005