apparatchik

An unquestioningly loyal female subordinate in the Democratic Party.

Susan McDougal and Monica Lewinsky were apparatchiks, one went down for a crime the other went down.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

apparatchik

A female syncophant.

Polly repeats everything the boss says trying to suck up...she's apparatchik.

by nilpferd August 7, 2003

Man Apparatus

Any device used as a whole to do something manly and productive such as a penis or a bong.

"I'm thinking you should touch my man apparatus."

by FloggingMutton June 13, 2009

Pull An Appalatian State

Refering Michigan's loss to unranked Appalatian State September 8th 2007. Meaning coming up from behind, winning as the underdog. football

Did you see the Whetstone high school pull an Appalatian State on undefeated Centennial when they beat them after losing 42-0 at half-time?

by Shelby S. October 5, 2007

Deep impact man- jam apparatus

Male sexual reproductive organ

repeated insertion of the Deep impact man- jam apparatus may cause pregnancy and or enjoyment

by BigDaddy376 March 11, 2011

apparatchik

An apparently rodentlike woman.

The Senator from New York was an apparatchik when it came to campaign money, she could smell it, ferret it out, hoard it, consume it and spend it, leaving only droppings as evidence it ever was.

by megnao flimpis August 3, 2003

Redneck Apparatus

A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.

"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"

"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."

by ROMOS November 5, 2006