midwest apology

A midwest tradition where, some time after drama, everyone is assumed to be forgiven, and life resumes as usual.

A: She just kinda started acting normal around me again
B: Sounds like a midwest apology

by GGlitchr October 4, 2018

apology mayonaise

When you return a meal at a restaurant for having something on it you didn't want. But instead of making you a new meal item, they remove the item and try to cover it up with mayonaise

Instead of getting a new hamburger they just gave them apology mayonaise

by X3n7 April 17, 2015

Female Apology

The ancient and still present artform of a female getting something completely wrong but never actually being able to apologise for it.

Instead they will just be nice to you for a prolonged amount of time hoping that they'll make you forget about their faux pas without being humbled enough to say "Sorry".

So how did it go last night?

It was OK, I didn't get an apology.

How is that OK, she was completely out of line!

It's OK because I got the female apology, enjoyed the lack of nagging so much I forgot why I was mad at her in the first place.

by MikeMilligan July 13, 2009

celebrity apology

when a celebrity does or says something really stupid and gets massive backlash, thus they pretend to be sorry for it.

"dude, remember when Kathy Griffin fake cut off donald trump's head and then pretended to be sorry after the backlash?"
"yeah, it was such a celebrity apology"

by ADdictedHD October 14, 2018

Apology snapchat

An act in which your boy/girl sends a snapsext for a full 10 seconds as an apology.

Example:

Bob: dude did your girl apologize yet?

Jerry: dude she did more than that she sent me an apology snapchat!

Bob: woah! What a babe!!

by Foxcbritt October 24, 2015

pre-apologize

verb. To apologize for some shit that may happen.

ex. I came to work knowing good and hell well I was sick. So obviously someone was gonna get it. I "pre-apologized" to anyone who may get sick because of my ass.

by Dee Dee 27 June 24, 2008

apology chicken

1.the act of couple of lovers,friends and family waiting for each other to apologize after a fight. However individuals in aren't waiting for the other apologize out of sincerity but mere out of being stubborn out right refusal to admit they're wrong but merely want it to end just for the sake of it.

Joe "What's going with Mary?"
Jim " She and I are playing apology chicken"

by ryukage99 April 24, 2011