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apartment

A confined living space. A gerbil cage for humans. That is, a shower, microwave, food, bed, and toilet, all contained within a few hundred square feet. An apartment dweller typically knows the sex habits of the dweller above and the favorite music of the dweller next door, but would not recognize the face or name of either.
Apartment construction materials include: cream colored linoleum, cream colored latex paint, cream colored carpet (extensively spotted), cream colored pre-formed shower, cream colored counters and dark brown hollow-core doors.
I just leased a new apartment. It's a nice unit; I don't have to wait long for the community clothes washer and it only costs 75 cents a load.
by Pacito November 20, 2006
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Fall apart like a Robert Hall suit

To come unglued, to meltdown, to panic and not know what to do, to become alarmed and do nothing or do the wrong thing.

According to local stories, a gentleman named Robert Hall tailored suits of dubious quality that came apart at the seams in very short order.

Synonym Phrase: The wheels fell off
After leading the league for most of the season, the Phillies will probably fall apart like a Robert Hall suit and finish in last place.
by Stainless Steel Cat May 8, 2008
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Anarra

A pretty, blonde Australian girl with naturally long thick eyelashes that everyone hates. She's kind of smupid, but she's very cute. She's tall and a hard worker and a great singer, but she's very clumsy and special. Still, everyone loves her anyway.
*Anarra trips*

"Special Anarra... You're so smupid."
by EllaDancer October 11, 2012
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Amarra

Lovely forever , outgoing , beautiful , flirty

eternally beautiful , gorgeous , unique , one of a kind , loving , caring , understanding , not a fighter , known for being herself.
by scooootieee April 8, 2012
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aaarrh

Sigh of dissatisfaction (usually associated with N00bs.)
James: "i going to buy a new colour television"

N00bs: "really?! what colour?

James & Scott: "Aaarrh".
by Scames March 26, 2009
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Amarre

Witchcraft. Latino's word for women that bewitch their man.
Brujeria. Palabra latina para describir mujeres que embrujan al hombre
Im gonna go to see el brujo for an Amarre.
voy a ir a ver al brujo por un amarre
by DarkArcangel September 17, 2019
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Hot Apartment Syndrome

A term used to describe an apartment that, despite being located in a temperate climate and is equipped with air conditioning, is africa-hot 24/7. Like most sexually transmitted diseases, one is not aware of this disease while viewing the apartment, but rather experience it after sleeping in it one time.

Typically even when you find the source of the heat, there's no way to shut it off and the superintendent, who's a dickbag, laughs as he apologizes at the same time and says sorry. Good thing you signed that 2 year lease last week.
I don't get it! I've been running the AC for 3 days straight at full blast and im still sitting in ball-soup. Its like this place has Hot Apartment Syndrome or some crap.

I don't want to stay at your place tonight, your place has Hot Apartment Syndrome. It's like fucking Zimbabwe in there.
by TPBSpeedwagon August 11, 2010
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