alzheimer

Verb. To forget a crucial detail.

„I was planning a birthday party but I alzheimered sending out the invites.“

„My mom has dementia and she alzheimered my wife‘s name.“

by SwissNationalist March 12, 2025

Alzheimer’s

Michelle sterz

She is the literal definition of Alzheimer’s

by Samirraaae September 5, 2020

alzheimer

i forgor

what am i doing here lol i probably have alzheimer

by scarascumbag February 18, 2022

Semi-Alzheimer

When you walk into a room and forget why you came into the room.

Person "What was I here for again?"
Person 2 "Did you get a Semi-Alzheimer again?"
Person "Who th- wait, what do you mean again?"
Person 2 "Silly you"
Person "How did you get in? There are 50 security measures"
Person 2 "No one can keep me out Jim"

by Sir_Shell May 23, 2020

Alzheimer's

martha where are my keys

Alzheimer's

There's nothing happening
I got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control
nothing out the ordinary
There's nothing happening
I got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control
nothing out the ordinary

There's nothing happening
I got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control
nothing out the ordinary

by Wahhfff September 2, 2022

Alzheimic

Alzheimic - having characteristics of Alzheimer's Disease.

An Alzheimic civilization tends to not be aware that it is degrading in its Grand Narrative as a country, a region, a culture until it is supplanted by a successor.

by Deafdrummer June 3, 2021

Wearin' your alzheimers

When a person is called out for wearing the same outfit within a short space of time

M1: You are wearin' your alzheimers today you forgetful motherfu**er.
Weren't you in that same stupid lookin shirt yesterday?
M2: yeah - Im just too broke to do laundry right now.

by Jbt003 January 29, 2009