noun
the douchebag bully who has no life. he enjoys fucking squirells and milking his udder. he thinks he is kool when he really isnt. in his spare time, he spams people and masterbates.
adj
to act like a douchebag and overreact to a small thing
the douchebag bully who has no life. he enjoys fucking squirells and milking his udder. he thinks he is kool when he really isnt. in his spare time, he spams people and masterbates.
adj
to act like a douchebag and overreact to a small thing
noun:
girl: WTF ALVIN GO FUCK UR SELF
alvin: I ALREADY DID!!! NOW GO AWAY WHILE I MILK MY SELF
adj:
omg stop being so alvin!
girl: WTF ALVIN GO FUCK UR SELF
alvin: I ALREADY DID!!! NOW GO AWAY WHILE I MILK MY SELF
adj:
omg stop being so alvin!
by baconsmellsindian November 05, 2011
The most unimaginative name ever given to a human being. Is very capricious and is very rich, but lacks almost all intelligence to understand basic concepts in jokes. Has a mole that is extremely humongous and is aware and alive and grows hair. Also has white hair
by Pizza_boy_jeff October 05, 2017
by "Nigga"... October 13, 2019
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A boy who doesn’t pay attention to what you are talking about and likes steal your stuff and snatch them out of your hands. He can be funny sometimes but also overdo it. Overall they are pretty chill and nice.
Alvin is Alvin
by R_a_n_d_o_m-person October 28, 2020
Alvin is the best thing to happen to u and he will always have ur back he likes to socialise and is a genuine and unique person also he is generous and is a great person to be around.
oh damn that's an alvin right there
by tictac123 October 03, 2017