Filthy Astronaut

To perform this maneuver you must first be entering your partner from the doggie style position, Just before the man milk is projected through the beef straw you must grab a plastic bag and quickly place it over the head of your unsuspecting partner and firmly fasted it by making a fist with the plastic behind the head. After securing the bag in a single motion swing around until you are facing your partner face to face. Next using your fist or a blunt object strike your partner in the face or about the head hard enough that they begin to see stars. Finally you release the bag and with your right foot kick them in the chest knocking them back on the bed lying on their back , straddle your partner in a manner that your cock is in there face and your sitting on their chest with your knee on their ears now release deploy your man milk across their eyes and your partner will see nothing but the milky way.

Sweetheart, If you dont stop staring at that guys cock Im goin to take you home and give you a Filthy Astronaut

by JoeWilly 1972 February 15, 2009

Astronaut Love

The kind of love that you would put on a diaper and drive 3,000 miles for.

She be crazy, she is in total astronaut love

by Urban LiLlY March 1, 2007

astroneer

The most fun game you can play without having a boner or thinking about touching that girls vigana and eating it!

Astroneer is the most funniest game ever!

by Poopoo198 January 25, 2020

Altoona

a. A small town in West Central Pennsylvania

b. The birthplace of civilization (at which time, it just stopped growing, and remained completely primal as the inhabitants continued to abuse pain medication and drive pick-up trucks to Wal-Mart.)

"Hey, yins! Wanna go walk around Wal-Mart?!"

by The Artist Formerly Known as Elyse September 16, 2005

astronaut chicken

A precooked whole chicken from the deli section. So called because it comes in a clear plastic box, reminiscent of a one-man space capsule.

"Let's run into the store and pick up an astronaut chicken, man; I don't want to cook."

by Amythe3lder March 2, 2015

Altrincham

A place in South Manchester, where all the posh tw*ts live. Everybody there is wadded and use their family who live in Wythenshawe as threat. Its full of girls who think their edgy just because they where baggy jeans but they just live off daddys money. Everyone living there likes to flex that they live in the county of cheshire.

I want to go to Altrincham but I don’t have £50 to spare.

by posho235 February 12, 2021

Aleron

A really caring and kind person who always looks out for everyone else !

That person is so caring and loving that they must be an Aleron

by Xnxx November 23, 2021