alkamist

An old dirty man, usually starting trouble everywhere he goes. Loves a gay football team. Also referred to as "alkashit"

Hey its really quiet in here, let's hope alkamist doesn't show up and fuck it up!!

by Puda:) January 7, 2017

Alkahulk

When Don-P gets drunk

Don-P has some vodka..
You cant beat me grrrrr ahhhhh
The Alkahulk is here!!!

by Magano August 9, 2003

Alkan

A fuck boy that raps from his bathtub on soundcloud ,he thinks he's a legend, likes black girls.

did you see what happened when you have Ryan the AUX cord? Alkan off the beat, he spit hella.

by It'salkanyo February 9, 2015

Alkaseema

Alkaseema - Someone that cuts and wounds somebody. e.g "the arm, leg" ect. then has sexual intercourse with that wound

Bill - "oh my god, i would love to cut her forehead and stick my juicy cock in there and do a little alkaseema"

by Ali-G's-daddy March 16, 2009

alkashit

the explosive or otherwise nasty diarrhea that results after a night of heavy drinking

After a shameful night of boozing, Jane walked out of the bathroom relieved by her recent alkashit.

by amyyy December 12, 2008

Alkaline Trio

One of the greatest bands EVER, my favorite of all time. Fucking kick ass. <br>Their lyrics are total poetry. None of that new emo shit is absolutely in no comparison to them.

"I'm tired of being bored <br>I'm through with the headaches and hiding my hands <br>That tremble like earthquakes <br>Under the table, under the daytime sky, <br>Good fucking bye." <br>-Alkaline Trio, Good Fucking Bye

by 45hl3y. August 3, 2008

Alkaholik

1) A.K.A Alcholic (For all you people who like spelling korrektlee) A term used for someone who enjoys, or just does it for no reason, drinking alchohol.
2) Number 6. on Xzibits restless album.

1) "Youre an alkoholic dude."

2) 'Call it want you wanna call it, im a f**kin' alkahoik...' (Xzibit)

by U-man May 5, 2005