A theory that is the consensus among all of the truly BASED and EPIC climate scientist that jewish nazi Greta Thunberg is planning to do the Pearl Harbor of climate change.
Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?
Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
by Maldin' Alden October 12, 2020
Get the Alden's Climate Theorymug. Smart, short, but cute and loveable. He's usually dirty minded. Infront of the pc 24/7. A pro gamer. Pre ampangit mo
by isangpatatas May 16, 2022
Get the Aldenmug. a mix of party music catered to millennials specifically from the 2010 that typically consists of kanye west, bruno mars and every song from spiderman into the spiderverse.
by Glizzyglobber November 5, 2025
Get the alden’s music tastemug. A boy that is an angel. He loves and care for his family and friends no matter what... He may be quite yet he is still a fun guy!
by LOLGAMIN September 11, 2020
Get the Aldenmug. Alden is a very sad type of person. He usually acts happy and nice on the outside but truly in the inside,his heart is dying inside and he just wants a woman to make his heart just feel good.But besides all of the sad stuff about Alden,He’s an amazing kind of person and he always tried to be a good person to all kinds of people but they just end up stabbing him in the back and either making fun of his family,or him. He cares for everyone even people that don’t care for him,he will always be there for everybody even if they bullied him in the past. He’s forgiving,Kind,Nice,Gentle,Sophisticated and funny. He’s a gentleman to any woman he meets and of course he will open up the door for anybody! This is what an Alden is.
Alden is so ugly.
by Giunta April 12, 2024
Get the Aldenmug. A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.
Nazi: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
by srcs August 26, 2023
Get the Alden's Numbermug. by Lilmaxyboi February 23, 2021
Get the Aldenmug.