A theory that is the consensus among all of the truly BASED and EPIC climate scientist that jewish nazi Greta Thunberg is planning to do the Pearl Harbor of climate change.
Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?
Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
by Maldin' Alden October 12, 2020
Get the Alden's Climate Theorymug. Alden is a very sad type of person. He usually acts happy and nice on the outside but truly in the inside,his heart is dying inside and he just wants a woman to make his heart just feel good.But besides all of the sad stuff about Alden,He’s an amazing kind of person and he always tried to be a good person to all kinds of people but they just end up stabbing him in the back and either making fun of his family,or him. He cares for everyone even people that don’t care for him,he will always be there for everybody even if they bullied him in the past. He’s forgiving,Kind,Nice,Gentle,Sophisticated and funny. He’s a gentleman to any woman he meets and of course he will open up the door for anybody! This is what an Alden is.
Alden is so ugly.
by Giunta April 12, 2024
Get the Aldenmug. A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.
Nazi: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
by srcs August 26, 2023
Get the Alden's Numbermug. He is a very nice person, legit friendly to everyone! Has manners that lots of people are careless about (eg: dining etiquettes) Is not extroverted but not that introverted either.
This person may seem like eveyone else but they are actrully very special. You will like them for thier personality and how they behive around (one or more) people.
This person may seem like eveyone else but they are actrully very special. You will like them for thier personality and how they behive around (one or more) people.
Anna, Lex, Molly, David offers to drive other club members. When you came back from the bathroom their cars are already full.
Head of club: "does anyone not have a ride?"
You: "em... me."
Alden: (who's driving his friends but no one knows if there are sets left) "You can join us!"
Head of club: "does anyone not have a ride?"
You: "em... me."
Alden: (who's driving his friends but no one knows if there are sets left) "You can join us!"
by PBJ_FM_PC December 28, 2023
Get the Aldenmug. A damn ass hat who has a shit eating grin. If you see an Alden just run for the woods you”ll thank me later because this guy is stalker material and will follow you around. He has a superiority complex and looks down on people because he thinks he is the best when in reality he is an scumbag who can’t keep his mouth shut.
by JortsLover34 May 22, 2022
Get the Aldenmug. by AldenSwag69 January 20, 2020
Get the Aldenmug. by my mommy pooped herself May 29, 2020
Get the Dirty Aldenmug.