Affliction shirts

T-shirt worn by spiked hair having, club hopping douchebags. Fruitcakes who think they're god's gift to women wear these overpriced rags. Average IQ of a wearer is close to 55 on the standard 200-point scale. Note to club-going women: Watch out for these disease-ridden assholes if you want to remain free from HPV.

Chad and Skylar went to the classy new R O E bar wearing Affliction shirts. They engaged in gay sex when they drove away all the women in the joint. Those bastards suck.

by Rik Smits May 19, 2008

Affoghetto

An Oreo McFlurry with some McCafé filter coffee poured on it. Sometimes accompanied by a cheeseburger or chicken McNuggets.

Man, I could go for affogato but I'm too damn broke. Let's go to McD's and make affoghetto instead.

by Dude7856 May 20, 2015

Quantum Trouser Event Affliction

An afflicition tht causes a person to randomly be sucked through a tear in the space time continuum and be dropped somewhere else wearing different trousers.

Andrew found himself in vegas wearing chinos after suffering a Quantum Trouser Event Affliction attack.

by Ricshah September 22, 2010

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by curseddefinitionmaker December 2, 2020

affluenza

Attempting to meet non-material needs through the consumption of material goods

My life sucks and I have no friends... a trip to the mall will make me feel better!

by Torch October 20, 2004

Ben Affleck

One who begins saying their lines while another is attempting to deliver their's.

"this one will take you further down the...."

"WHOA!"

(off script) "Now who's the Ben Affleck?"

by MstrFantastic October 8, 2011

the affleck

The ugly, fat girl of a group of friends used primarily to make the other girls look better and hotter, just as ben affleck does to all the other actors in every movie he is in.

"Oh dude, that blonde chick looks really hot."
"It's only because she's standing next to the affleck."

by sivman17 January 11, 2009