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aggrorithm

Aggrorithm (n): an algorithm written to incite aggression.

Aggrorithms are a dark pattern employed by businesses with bottom lines tied to confrontation and conflict (“engagement”).
Profiling data is used to nudge users into conflict and increase revenue.
The Youtube Aggrorithm has been recommending Red-Pill Incel videos to my 13 year old son again.
by toffee crisp November 30, 2021
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The Algorithm of Love

Mahalo and Good Day,

I, Joshua Howard aka Howieloveheart believes you must love yourself before you love the universe and all of energy must be balanced within. Anyone has the choice to live their best life to fullest by adapting and overcoming the negativity energy which some believe to be Diablo. However, our worst enemy in life is ourselves. We must all know that the most important thing in life is time. So, we must devote I time to spending it wisely bc it is beyond precious. I personally believe and pray that our God protects us all whether you believe in God or not. I believe we all deserve the same opportunity bc I Love our World and Our Universe Forever and Always!

Mahalo Always and Love Forever,
Joshua Howieloveheart
The Algorithm collaborated to create the The Algorithm of Love. Love, Howieloves
by Joshua Howard alias Howieloveh February 12, 2021
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Type 3 Algorithm

Cryptographic algorithm that has been registered by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and has been published as a Federal Information Processing Standard for use in protecting unclassified sensitive information or commercial information. NTIA
The US Government uses the type 3.
by IrishRepublicanArmy June 11, 2006
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Restrictive Algorithm

The code name for a list of reasons why a woman should wear a corset during sex (Corset Sex). The list differs slightly in length and content from female to female, but it almost always includes:
- Curvier figure (breasts pushed up and together, waist slimmed)
- Makes breathing faster and shallower during sex.
Guy 1: Apparently Emily always wears a 18" corset when she fucks Tom.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's her restrictive algorithm.
by Restrictive Algorithm December 24, 2016
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Scooby Doo Algorithm

The method for determining the identity of a target based on a process of elimination. The term is often applied for humorous effect meant to indicate that a solution can easily be found by simply eliminating the obvious non-solutions.

The concept is based on the animated TV show "Scooby Doo" in which teenage investigators solve mysteries. The typical episode format includes someone dressed as a monster terrorizing people. The "meddling kids" proceed to determine the identity of the person behind the mask, providing an opportunity for the audience to guess who it is as well.

As an over-simplification, you know the person behind the mask simply because he’s the only person in the episode who isn’t Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, or Scooby (the primary characters).
Brilliant, you just reinvented the Scooby Doo Algorithm to choose what to eat for breakfast. . . It's not that hard since you only have one box of cereal, half a pizza, and ten cases of beer in the house.
by DanteSmart August 18, 2013
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AlGoreithm

Repeating a calculation until a prior desired result is produced. This refers to the 2000 US presidential elections, where Al Gore lost, but a long recount process gave the impression that it was going to continue forever until Al Gore is determined the winner (although eventually, the recount was stopped by the court and Bush was declared the winner).
The process you proposed is an algoreithm: instead of coming up with the right results it will just waste time and finally come up with exactly your predetermined results!
by nyh August 29, 2010
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Algorithm

the act or practice of quoting Al Gore; an Al Gore quote.
If I may make an algorithm here, I would say it's nothing more than an "inconvenient truth". The internet is abound with algorithms, the most famous being "I used to be the next president of the United States ..."
by Ruth Cooper July 20, 2008
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