The name for a ukulele buddy you love so much, that you hold yourself accountable for his well being and the good health of his ukulele.
"Did you hear the news ? Théo broke his ukulele..."
"What ? Really ? Omg he needs my help !"
"What the hell bro, it's just a ukulele, why do you even care ?"
"Because I am his accountaukulelebuddy and I care about him and his ukulele more than my own children bro !"
"What ? Really ? Omg he needs my help !"
"What the hell bro, it's just a ukulele, why do you even care ?"
"Because I am his accountaukulelebuddy and I care about him and his ukulele more than my own children bro !"
by UkuleleSavage June 7, 2017
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Pocket change that you have saved in a bowl or jar as an emergency fund. Derived from the Coinstar automatic counting machines used to cash the coins in.
Are you going to be able to make rent this month?
Yeah, but I think I'm gonna have to make a withdrawl from my star account if I want to eat.
Yeah, but I think I'm gonna have to make a withdrawl from my star account if I want to eat.
by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004
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Someone from real life: "I saw your sass account on instagram! let me follow!"
sass: "No! Stop its just for me."
sass: "No! Stop its just for me."
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an account run by 12 year olds(or someone that acts that age)m probably curses every .2 seconds, has a lot of ugly links in their tagline and they have a huge, *huge* about section with either no layouts or like 5 layouts one after the other. They use “XD” “:3” unironically and probably believe they are quirky. Most of them fakes mental illnesses too. In addition, they don’t have a square pfp and their background/abouts NEVER match their abouts.
an account run by 12 year olds(or someone that acts that age)m probably curses every .2 seconds, has a lot of ugly links in their tagline and they have a huge, *huge* about section with either no layouts or like 5 layouts one after the other. They use “XD” “:3” unironically and probably believe they are quirky. Most of them fakes mental illnesses too. In addition, they don’t have a square pfp and their background/abouts NEVER match their abouts.
by @inferior on quotev May 17, 2020
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A way of describing an unenthusiastic sexual partner.
Also can be used to describe how one felt during sexual relations with an untalented or selfish partner.
A way of describing an unenthusiastic sexual partner.
Also can be used to describe how one felt during sexual relations with an untalented or selfish partner.
Once I've retrieved my collection of masturbatory accoutrements, I shall commence with the jerking of my jizzer.
We were sleeping together, but she always just laid there. She was more like a masturbatory accoutrement than a fuck buddy.
All he wanted to do was get off and then leave. For all the pleasure I got out of it, I felt more like a masturbatory accoutrement than someone who'd just gotten laid.
We were sleeping together, but she always just laid there. She was more like a masturbatory accoutrement than a fuck buddy.
All he wanted to do was get off and then leave. For all the pleasure I got out of it, I felt more like a masturbatory accoutrement than someone who'd just gotten laid.
by dumbslut August 10, 2006
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