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premature acceleration

When the person behind you in traffic changes lanes and accelerates to pass only to find that there is not enough room and they have to get back in line.
Driver: Did you see that guy try to pass me? He had to slow down and get back in line.
Passenger: Yeah, that was a case of premature acceleration.
by Morgore December 18, 2008
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horizontally accessible

Shes not easy, shes horizontally accessible.
by Gusgus24 February 26, 2011
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MCM Accent

This is the accent people associate with the YouTube show 'Mighty Car Mods'. It is simply, the Australian accent, but it is now being referred to as the 'MCM accent'.
I've been reading all of this in the MCM accent.
by poopypantsdad January 15, 2020
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Tool box with matching power douche accessories

A tool box with matching power douche accessories is the most egregious form of tool. If a tool is a common douche-bag, and a tool box is where tons of tools go, then a tool box with matching power douche accessories is the apex predator of douches.

This person would be the megalodon of douche, the Elvis of douchebaggery, or the Mount Everest of douche. In the SCUBA diving world this person would be the Andrea Doria of douche. In rock climbing, this person would be the 5.15a of douche. In cycling, this person would be the Tour De Douche, except that he would have both testicles. In Kalifornia, this person would be the Nancy Pelosi of douche. In the hand gun world, this person would be the Desert Eagle of douche...a douche that is completely unlike other douches to an almost comical, unnecessary degree.

HISTORY OF THE PHRASE:

Cliffy, a Sergeant in my unit in 3rd Infantry Division, referred to our commander (he who shall not be named) as a tool box with matching power douche accessories one time. We all instantly recognized the gravity of the phrase. Like the Tarrasque in Dungeons and Dragons, there can typically only be one tool box with matching power douche accessories in the world at any given point. According to legend, the tool box with matching power douche accessories may take on an apprentice tool box, and upon his death the apprentice will then gain the douche prowess of the then deceased tool box with matching power douche accessories.
"Man, our boss is the worse example of douchebaggery that I have ever witnessed in all my years in the military. He is a tool box with matching power douche accessories."

-Cliffy
by CPT Ron April 30, 2013
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acceptable sexual harassment

When a seemingly formidable right-wing candidate for Supreme Court Justice or a President of the United States sexually harasses women.
It became clear to me that there are some forms of acceptable sexual harassment.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 5, 2019
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