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Abbreviasshole

People who abbreviate everything in text messages to "save time," and thus look like major douches. This "time saving" often takes more time to translate than it does to just write what you mean, making the abbreviasshole even more of a dickwad.
"Bro wts ^ lol hw r u m8 im jc'ing o shit g2g ttyl yo"

"Stop it, you abbreviasshole"
by Creative@College May 19, 2010
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abbreviated hacker language

This is the language that you see in many places online, and even out in public. For example, bathroom graffiti
The basic content of abbreviated "hacker" language is just like the first word says: abbreviated words, often made by taking out letters or altogether converting certain words into numbers. For example, "for" becomes "4". This written or typed form of communication is mostly used by teen adolescents, but not all of them are. The stereotype is destroyed as many young adults also use it, not because theyre stupid, but for two reasons: for hilarity/entertainment value, and for convience. In addition, some spelling is considerably changes in order to disguise profanity as well. Some translated words: ppl=people; 2=to,too; 4=for,fore; plz=please; b4=before; wer=where; ur=your,you're; dat=that; u=you; jus=just; chyt=shit; fukin=fucking; skewl=school; cum=come
A Joke: 3 Things i hate bout dumb ppl
1. i hate it wen ppl point at my watch, and ask "wut time iz it?" bitch, i kno wer mah watch iz wer's urs? do i point at my crotch wen i need to go to da toilet?
2. i hate it wen i go to movies and ppl yelled out "did u jus see dat?" no loser i just payed twelve dollars to stared at the fukin floor.
3. i also hate it wen, in da mornin waitin 4 the skewl bus 2 cum and someone cum by and ask "have the bus came yet?" naw moron, im just standin 4 fun.
by Ur Mom October 18, 2004
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abbrevication

the result of taking removing all consonants from the beginning of one word up until the first vowel and replacing them with the first consonants of another to create an entirely new word, often redefining.
Some abbrevications are:
musical chairs = MAIRS
green pope = GROPE (redefining)
by walta November 11, 2005
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abbreviation

see abbr.
by blii February 21, 2003
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Abreivs

Him: It's scary how some people use so many abreivs you cant even understand them

Her: Wtf is an abreiv!
by Jasper Danger Ayres-Quirk December 30, 2008
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abrefs

girl #1: "omg i wnt 2 totsdeff go 2 da par 2nite."
girl #2: "wtf are you even saying?"
girl #1: "wat, u dnt lyk abrefs?"
by chewybar March 7, 2010
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Arevalo

When you forget how to spell the word "are," are in a rush, or simply sneeze while trying to type or another explanation that can either be logical or illogical cause let's face it this is America and we don't need an excuse to do something ridiculous.
Indeed we arevalo.
What arevalo grapes anyways?
Arevalo'nt old fashioned people interesting?
by SheedsRash June 19, 2018
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