amazonian

(n.) A tall, powerful woman.

The amazonian ate the nerd.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

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Aaron's Law

According the Aaron's law: Anything requiring progression or placement of any kind, that has not been attempted in any way to move one's placement down or up, defaults at nothing but the perception of the individual, who under most circumstances would state they are better than anyone, even if that's not feasibly possible, even though it remains true based on science.

Person 1: Yooo! I got a 12.5K/D ratio in that COD game! lets goooo!
Person 2: I didn't even play the game, therefore I am at the top of the leader boards and have an infinite K/D ratio.
Person 1: Fuck you, I hate Aaron's law.

by 2 time champion of virgin September 1, 2020

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Aaron Warner

Aaron Warner is the finest man to ever live. Even though he's pretty short and a murderer, I would still get down on my knees for him.
hes literally so loyal and hot and he may seem heartless (he's said that himself once) but he's such I sweetheart also LYHFML (lift yours hips for me love ) soooo um yeah.
not a single shatter me fan could say a red flag about him bc even though he did a little bad thing or a few, all the good things he did make up for everything bad he did so um to to the hand bitch.

Aaron Warner is the finest man to ever exist

by sagembhg March 26, 2023

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De'Aaron Fox

The best young pg in the league who is often overshadowed by other great young talents such as Trae Young and Ja Morant. Fastest player in the NBA. AKA the Sacremento Kings entire future.

De'Aaron Fox is like a young John Wall, but already a better shooter.

by Jkingman June 18, 2020

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Amazon rank

verb
Inflected Form(s): amazon ranked

1. To censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for Playboy, Penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).
2. To make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.

Etymology: From 12 April 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on Amazon.com containing sexual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of Amazon.com's website. Titles stripped of their sales rankings include "Bastard Out of Carolina," "Lady Chatterly's Lover," prominent romance novels, GLBTQ fiction novels, YA books, and narratives about gay people.

"I tried to do a report on Lady Chatterly's Lover for English Lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and I got an F on grounds that it was obscene."

"My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay."

by misshepeshu April 12, 2009

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