An example would be Asem
by bluedevilfanforlife January 11, 2005
Get the Asem mug.Any small but dense food item served as an hors d'oeuvres at a wedding; the Spinach Vomit-bomb is the most common type of Assembly-safe Shuriken. Since there are always dozens of these left over when the cocktail hour has expired, mischievous guests load their pockets with them, then fling them at annoying guests - which is hard to spot when in a room with 225 people. Typical victims include annoying mother-in-laws, the guy who showed up in the white tux with a pickle stashed in his underpants, and that annoying aunt who manages to interrupt every dance and photo opportunity to get her ugly flowered dress and $10 Wal-Mart sneakers into the frame.
"Aunt May was being a total douchehound so I pegged that bitch in the head with an Assembly-safe Shuriken. Now they can get the wedding party photos done while she combs crumbs out of her hair for an hour."
by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010
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1) Expression of disgust/ dissatisfaction/ anger
2) Describing a poor quality bevarage
3) A cocktail of milk, coconut rum, irish cream liqueur and vodka
1) Expression of disgust/ dissatisfaction/ anger
2) Describing a poor quality bevarage
3) A cocktail of milk, coconut rum, irish cream liqueur and vodka
1) Oh Arsemilk! I've left the oven on.
2) A coffee for me please, American tea is arsemilk!
3) Well, after six beers I feel like a change, mix me an Arsemilk barkeep, and make it sticky.
2) A coffee for me please, American tea is arsemilk!
3) Well, after six beers I feel like a change, mix me an Arsemilk barkeep, and make it sticky.
by Erich ULner November 8, 2008
Get the arsemilk mug.The one friend that you WILL *NOT* regret meeting. He asks for you to be his friend before vise versa, and he does it with an appropriate aura. Whether sad or glad, he's always there for you.
I've always needed Aasim...
by welllllll..... November 21, 2021
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A beauty like no other.😍
So smelly.😋
So stinky.😤
My type.😳
Indigenous tribe.🙈
A beauty like no other.😍
So smelly.😋
So stinky.😤
My type.😳
Indigenous tribe.🙈
person 1: "have you seen that lad AASSMI?"
person 2: "you mean that sexy guy over there *points at AASSMI*"
person 1:"Yes them!"
enter AASSMI
AASSMI: "hey guys~" *blows a kiss*
person 1: "sighs" *unzips*
person 2: "you mean that sexy guy over there *points at AASSMI*"
person 1:"Yes them!"
enter AASSMI
AASSMI: "hey guys~" *blows a kiss*
person 1: "sighs" *unzips*
by Choobs_VIII January 21, 2022
Get the AASSMI mug.Typically referred to as Listener-San, AaSiMaR Listener is the name for whoever is being talked to in an ASMR roleplay. They are generally portrayed as an extremely kind person to the point it leaves many people baffled by their existence. They are often shown passive enough to strike up conversation with a stranger who woke them up sneaking into their house like they were invited, accepting enough to not question the existence of any sort of supernatural creature for more than 10 seconds, naïve enough to accept an engagement from someone they just met, to give a few examples. There are many instances of them seeing normally invisible beings like ghosts and they rarely are shown to be incapable of such.
Youtube comments on a video where AaSiMaR Listener found a strange book:
Commenter: How the heck did this guy manage to accidently summon a succubus and then make her fall in love within 15 minutes?!
Reply: That's just Listener-San for ya.
Commenter: How the heck did this guy manage to accidently summon a succubus and then make her fall in love within 15 minutes?!
Reply: That's just Listener-San for ya.
by WDinATX January 5, 2022
Get the AaSiMaR Listener mug.The extra price people pay for "luxury" goods just because they were built by white people.
The white assembly tax inspires a false confidence in quality and and an unsupported assurance that the product is the best.
The white assembly tax is confirmed to be added to the price of a product if it is made in Germany, or some other European country.
Ikea and countries formerly part Soviet Union have been known to damage the effect.
It can apply to cars, apparel, even stationary.
The white assembly tax inspires a false confidence in quality and and an unsupported assurance that the product is the best.
The white assembly tax is confirmed to be added to the price of a product if it is made in Germany, or some other European country.
Ikea and countries formerly part Soviet Union have been known to damage the effect.
It can apply to cars, apparel, even stationary.
Aaron prided himself in his crayon set purchase knowing that the wax was shaped and dyed in Germany.
As soon as Tim saw that the stapler was made in Italy, he took an instant liking to it, even though the stapler next to it from Myanmar was 20% cheaper due to the lack of white assembly tax. The Myanmar stapler also shot lasers and made long distance calls for free.
Apple is sneaky. They affix a "Designed in California" sign to justify the price premium for their products by the white assembly tax. However, they're stuff is still made in China.
As soon as Tim saw that the stapler was made in Italy, he took an instant liking to it, even though the stapler next to it from Myanmar was 20% cheaper due to the lack of white assembly tax. The Myanmar stapler also shot lasers and made long distance calls for free.
Apple is sneaky. They affix a "Designed in California" sign to justify the price premium for their products by the white assembly tax. However, they're stuff is still made in China.
by yourneighborhoodandtheworld July 12, 2011
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