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A girl that tries to identify gay guys at a party.
She is Asem, she said these two guys are gay.
Asem by Straight binary guy November 21, 2021
Related Words
Asemai • Asem • Asema • Asembro • asemahle • Aseman • Asemay • asembuengua • Asemic • Asemite

B"asem"ent 

Where people dwell when their seemingly unfair starting advantage is not quite enough to outweigh their general overall incompetence.
Dude was born into the penthouse, but his sEXiness has landed him right in the B"asem"ent. You believe that shit?
B"asem"ent by dontknower January 19, 2009

Smash Asem

Some stupid morons decided to wreck havoc in downtown Helsinki in August 2006 ... These so called "anarkists" got their asses whipped by the police before anything even got started...

The downside was that alongside with the anarkists the police jailed a lot of innocent bypassers and other unsuspecting people; For example journalists and non-anarkist demonstrators...
Guy1: It sure was a good thang that the police caught those anarkists who were trying to "smash asem" in their "Smash Asem gathering..."

Guy2: Oh do shut up... They caught me too... My ass is still sore from that night... *Cries*
Smash Asem by Johnny P. Good October 16, 2006

asembuengua 

another word describing an african american, derived from the movie The Lion King. "Ahh Sembuengua" in the circle of life.
"Look at all of thoose asembuenguas that can't swim!"

"hola asembuengua"
asembuengua by iamlindseyt January 17, 2009
Asema

Your name of Asema has made you happiest when you are expressing in some creative, artistic way, and not conforming to strict routine.

In a large group of comparative strangers, you are quiet and rather shy, unable to express yourself, not really wanting to become involved in conversation.

On the other hand, among friends with whom you feel at ease, you are expressive, witty, and quite charming.

These contrasting natures make it difficult for people to understand you and can lead to friction in your personal life.

You are deep, philosophical, and refined, but your extremely sensitive nature causes you to become depressed and self-pitying over any real or imagined slight.

If you are not careful, people take advantage of your generous nature.

You find the beauties of nature, fine music, art, and literature--all the deeper things of life--inspiring.

The reserved, sensitive side of your nature brings aloneness and friction into your life, although you crave affection and understanding.
that girl asema is really cool and nice once you get to know her! although she did seem a bit cold/stuck up at first
Asema by fox2020 January 30, 2020
Asemic writing
Asemic by daswasdas April 25, 2011
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