Aardvarking

When a man lies on his stomach with pillows propping up his hips and a woman licks the back of his ball bag and has her nose in his ass while the guy makes noises like an anteater.

My mom walked in on me and my girlfriend aardvarking and scared my gf so bad that she sneezed in my asshole.

by md5375 March 25, 2009

aardsma

Dry-shaving one's nut sack

Joey loves getting aardsma'd on sunday afternoons at his neighbor's house.

by nicksch April 8, 2006

what's your aardvark?

Shorthand for asking people the name of the first artist on their iPod or iTunes, based on the fact that "aardvark" is the first word in the English dictionary.

A: "What's your aardvark?"
B: "Aaliyah. Yours?"
A: "A-Ha."
B: "That's useful to know."

by squiddlydiddly May 20, 2010

Aardhock

An aardvark that plays hockey.

Did you see that aardhock's wicked slapshot?

by Smermie March 16, 2011

aardbei

an aardbei, someone that loves making out with strangers. mostly used as insult but can be used as a joke

person a: bro yesterday i made out with 9 people!
person b: bro really? who??
person a: i don't even know them lmao
person b: broo you're such an aardbei

by lmaoidontknow November 21, 2019

Aardvark

An African animal, related to anteaters and armadillos. They're also good candidates for being mascots of christian kids' shows.

"The aardvark is a medium-sized, burrowing nocturnal mammal native to Africa." - Wikipedia, as if anybody's surprised.

by Harpagornis Moorei October 27, 2020

Aardish

Aardish is a type of guy with some insane dressing senses, He is handsome and charming. He has the power to attract girls.
i love you Aardish..

Aardish is a sexy dude.

by Sophia xx November 22, 2021