Bed

The bed the best place place in the world. in the mornings you never wanna leave it. and in evening you love it. the bed is the best place in the whole world

i love my bed

by AfunnyPerson October 8, 2019

Bed

Somewhere where u and ur bae can go

Let’s take this to the bed

by Bsmaknaha June 15, 2018

Bed

Something that is slept on

Thats a bed

by Radali October 1, 2020

Bed

Another house for a lazy person

Mom: can you please get me the milk?

Son: no Im in my bed

Mom: why? Is that your new house or sumthin?

Son: yup

by Unknown❓ September 3, 2018

Bed

Somebody who likes porn

Aaniyah: Did you know Adrian likes bed
Rihanna: Really?
Duayne: Yeah I saw his history at school.

by Jacob [e-mail] April 30, 2019

Bed

Where bad things happen.

kid:mommmmmm
Mom: don't come in the bedroom

Kid: i'm still coming

Kid: ( enters) sees dad fucking mom
Mom: oh oh

Dad : wanna join?

by poopidy scoop January 9, 2020

Bed

To bed someone (to fuck) Used in United Kingdom, common.

Do you want to bed me?

by DSXTREME March 6, 2012