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make me a sammich mentality

The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican state accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
by Carson Myers December 14, 2008
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national kick a samy day

Every November 5th you get to kick anybody named Samy!
Samy: oh no! today is november 5th!! its national kick a samy day!
by iim.toxicc October 27, 2019
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make me a sammich bitch mentality
The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
by Carson Myers March 3, 2007
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Did a Samara

When you date someone for less than a week before dumping their ass. For someone to be a 'Samara' They must do a lot of peace signs. The term is usually used to describe someone who is female but can be used for both genders.
Person 1: Is Sally still dating Bob?
Person 2: No she did a Samara
by Avo-on-Toast June 11, 2019
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gup a sammy

Should we go to Subway and gup a sammy or two with the fellas?
Hell yeah bro.
by gup guy July 24, 2023
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A Samurai

Having 3 men stand in a row. The middle man proceeds to jerk the 2 outside men off.
This one night I was really drunk and gave my friends a samurai..SHEATH, UNSHEATH!
by Demon Toaster March 17, 2009
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More free than a sample at costco

Your literary garbage at a game just turn the system off
mike: *gets killed*
Justin: your more free than a sample at costco
by Ps4 wont work February 6, 2021
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