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We don’t work a job

It’s where you just vibe and pay bills and drink redbull vodkas
Picture yourself at Dublin deck Labor Day weekend 20 redbull vodkas deep you whip out Snapchat and lift your finger up and down and scream we don’t work a job
by Johnny710cash April 2, 2021
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Gib Gob a Job

When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.

Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.

example: Bill Gates
The Did(diddo)'s gib gob a job, evidence were real.
by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024
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a Jill job

This is a stereotypical female unskilled entry level job such as cashier, waitress, clerk.
Susan just got a Jill job down at the truck stop.
by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020
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Steak and a Blow Job Day

The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.
Tom: What did you do on March 14?

Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.

Tom: Why?

Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.

Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.

Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj
by Urban Guru March 14, 2015
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a Joe job

This is an unskilled, entry level job stereotypical for young males, such as security, fast food, cashier, cook.
Billy got a Joe job as a cook at the burger place.
by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020
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You are doing a great job

1) When someone is doing the exact opposite of a great job. Typically used when an employee demonstrates substandard performance.

2) A terrible job
JOEY: You are doing a great job Kris!
KRIS: Thanks ?
by KJJ317 November 14, 2019
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steak and a blow job day

A day celebrated on March 14. On which the woman in a relationship is supposed to give the man a blow job after making a steak dinner.
Woman-"What's today's date?"
Man-"Steak and a blow job day! March 14,! Hooray!!!!!! I'm a carnivore with sexual needs and desires!"
by carpediem December 14, 2008
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