caillou

the worst thing in the world, a horrible brat with a cartoon about him.

guy 1: caillou is such a brat..
guy 2: agreed!

by cringe alert November 13, 2018

caillou

a dumb child who can not grow hair. He is clearly on something and he puts up a fit when he does not get his way his mom dad or sister clearly hate him they just dont want another family to deal with him so they don't put him up for adoption.

-caillou you can't buy that

-waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
-ok ok you can have it

by do u no dae way March 7, 2019

Caillou

we all know the dumb show caillou, but in my ea sports nhl games i made caillou a nhl player, he is a defence men for the ottawa senators, he is 6'7 and 240 pounds he is the best and toughest player ever, he wins 98% of the fights that he is in and has the biggest hits ever he is the leading goal scorer on my team and he is a d man, he is 20 years old in nhl 18, he is a fake player that i have made.

did you see caillous goal last night,

by Jack cof December 6, 2017

Caillou

Gay

Caillou is Gay

by Not Ellie Is January 31, 2019

caillou

Caillou is literally worthless. theres no point of having him on this earth he doesn't do any thing for us. he is just a cancerous piece of shit that walks on this earth destroying world peace. when people see him they go blind in 5 seconds, no wonder people cant drive. when Caillou doesn't get his way he screams like a maniac and creates a sonic boom. when people see him the world needs blindfolds to live.

Caillou: giime a pop
mom: no
Caillou: *sonic boom*
world: deaf

by badaja man March 16, 2019

caillou

A 4 year old smartass who has his own TV show on PBS.

F*** you, Caillou.

by TripTripTripWhipWhip May 18, 2018

Caillou

A controversial Canadian TV show centered around a 4-year-old boy of the same name who constantly throws tantrums and whines... and always ends up getting what he wants through guilt-tripping and is never punished for some reason.

I'm just a kid who's four
Each day I grow some more
I like exploring
I'm Caillou
So many things to do
Each day is something new
I'll share them with you
I'm Caillou
My world is turning
Changing each day
With mommy and daddy
I'm finding my way!
Growing up is not so tough
'Cept when I've had enough
But there's lots of fun stuff
I'm Caillou
Caillou
Caillou
I'm Caillou
That's me!

by Kapi Fan August 12, 2021