Calculus

Literally butt rape and anal torture. Don’t take it.

Person 1: Yo I heard Mr. Li gave Jar a lesson in Calculus.
Person 2: Oh no! That’s horrible. I hope his ass is still intact

by CumJarNaughtyboy April 25, 2021

calculus II

Integrals
Volumes
Parametric Equations
Series
....hell on earth

Professor:"Today in calculus II we will try to integrate e^-(x^-2)"

Student: "I can't, i just shit my pants."

Professor: "Mwa ha ha hah!!"

by eudoxes March 19, 2007

Calculus Warrior

The follower of a Calulus General. One exceedingly skilled in the foundations of Lebiniz and Newton. Usually armed with a TI-83 or maybe even a TInspire.

"Wow, that Calculus Warrior owned that equation."

His general should be proud.

by WalkaSutra August 23, 2009

Calculus General

When a person is so advanced at an area of math (like calculus) that they lead their class into math warfare.

"He is so good at Calculus. He is like a Calculus general."

"I would follow him into a battle of limits any day."

by TheCalculusGeneral August 19, 2009

Calculus A

A soft version of calculus designed for the use of people with learning disabilities. Given the letter "A" as it is the most essential and basic level of calculus SON.

Calculus A student: whats a derivative?
Calculus 1 student: whats an anti-integral?

by Dietrich Burbulla January 10, 2011

calculus warrior wannabe

a calculus warrior with a casio calculator instead of a ti-83 or higher.

"God, your calculator sucks! Oh it's a casio! You calculus warrior wannabe!"

by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009

Calculus II

The first of many classes that weeds out college freshman who don't have what it takes to study STEM majors such as engineering or computer science. A hard class that covers trig substitution, improper integrals, series, sequences, and polar coordinates and often requires 20+ hours of work a week.

Jimmy wanted to study Mechanical Engineering when he was in college. However, after failing Calculus II twice and getting a C- on his fourth attempt, he decided to switch into Business and never looked back.

by partyrockstar222 August 16, 2021