Lake Zurich

The greatest town known to man kind. It is a known fact that if you know someone from Lake Zurich they will be the coolest person you have ever met in your life, unless of course you know another person from Lake Zurich.

Oh you are probably the coolest person I've ever met, you must be from Lake Zurich.

by LakeZurich April 16, 2009

zucchini

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to cucumbers, carrots, leeks. When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

Lake Zurich High School

Place where 100% of people lie about being drug-free. Located in Vape Zurich.

sam: hey where do you go to school?
franklin: vape zurich's very own Lake Zurich High School
sam: i see...

by squid lover August 10, 2016

Zuchen

The name of a sexy man of Chinese-orientation. He's usually very funny, attractive, and gets a lot of ladies from every country.

"Kyle, have you seen Zuchen?"
"No, last time I saw him, he was making out with hot girls and being sexy."
"Oh, that sounds like him."
"Yeah."

by C Phantom January 1, 2012

Lake Zurich middle school north

The school where there are a lot of annoying rich white girls and guys. Hosting parties where people juul because they think it’s cool and try to buy one because they don’t care if they won’t be able to breath after the age of thirty. AirPods are as common as failing students because there are a lot. Doesn’t matter how much they suck South will always be worse. we are supposed to be great student because everyone expects the lake Zurich students to be. But really we just go to highschool to go to parties and get wasted.

Typical Lake Zurich middle school north student: “Hey did you see my AirPods I think I lost them.”
“Never mind it’s fine my dad will just buy me new ones again.”

by Lzmssisworsethannorth February 1, 2019

Zorch

To travel with velocity approaching lightspeed. To propel something very quickly.

"The new comm software is very fast; it really zorches files through the network."

by cobrien November 3, 2008

Lake Zurich

The Shithole of America. majority of population fells as though it is nice, but it is truly just made for adults that don't want to worry about shit. every community building is obviously geared towards adults, and ever teenager is supposed to get a kick out of doing nothing. FUCK LAKE ZURICH

Jim: yo dude, want to go to Lake Zurich?

Mike: FUCK THAT TOWN.

by PEACE_ESKIMO June 14, 2009