Zeked

Noun: to receive a handjob at the back of a classroom

Friend 1: I heard you got zeked yesterday
Friend 2: Yeah it was pretty mid, prolly a 7.5

by Chodychidd March 29, 2023

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Zucked

When you suddenly lose money. investments, property etc.. Either from poor choices or someone else.

Mark Zuckerberg when his stock on FB went public and lost 30% of its value. He got zucked.

During your divorce when the other person takes everything, you just been Zucked by your ex..

by Hawkskylord October 30, 2012

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zukes

A word used to refer to boobs.

"Yo man, if it wasn't for those zukes, that war pig would be a 2/10".

by Brett Zaccaria December 21, 2007

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zaked

gett'n really fucked up by weed/dope/pot/marijuana/endo/mary.jane/refer/chronic/thai.sticks/

-yo......wanna get fuk'n zaked after school today
-fuk'n right.....bring up the BT
-whoa....BT...BitonTi....because Bitonti has tons of BT's on it and it has a BT in it

by mark palmer March 16, 2004

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zuned out

When an entire class of devices stops working simultaneously.

Named after the infamous zune outage of December 31s 2008 where 30Gb zunes the world over spontaneously turned into bricks.

All of the MyFirstPony musical picture frames zuned out when the company website went down.

by laprice January 1, 2009

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