zackery

don’t ever let this man slip through your hands. if you ever come across a zackery, never let this man go. zack can be timid but once he has gotten accustomed to you, he will not be afraid to show his true self. his true self is so amazing. it will make you fall in love in a split second. not to mention, he will show you actual true love and will put forward his best effort to make you happy. zack is funny, loving, caring, and kind. he has beautiful eyes and a smile so bright, you will feel like you’re staring right into the sun.

dang, i wish i could marry zackery, he’s such an amazing guy!

by certifiedsimp9920 December 21, 2020

Zackery

Tall, intimidating and emotionless stares on the outside but a sweet and gentle giant on the inside. A man that would give you the shirt off of his back even if it's the last thing he owns. He's great with children as well as animals. If you need to vent, He's the guy to call. Just the funny looks he gives you will have you rolling with laughter. He knows how to treat woman. So if you ever have a Zackery enter your life, know your blessed and hang on tight.

I wish I was Zackery's girlfriend.

by PixilizedMom August 26, 2017

Zuckerberg Rape

When Mark Zuckerberg decides to "upgrade" a service that you are used to and completely comfortable with and forces you to permanently use a new, unintuitive and less convenient one with no say in the matter.
This violation can happen multiple times and never requires consent on the part of the facebook user.

Also, facebook has no actual support service so complaints of Zuckerberg Rape generally go unanswered (sort of like claims of rape in certain neighborhoods in Camden New Jersey)

Shit! The latest zuckerberg rape combined my photo albums, message manager and poke button into a new clusterfuck of programming that keeps stalling, shutting down and accepting my mothers friend request! Fuck you Zukerberg!

by einstein bagle balboa July 6, 2011

Zuckerpunch

"The act of creating deliberately confusing jargon and user-interfaces which trick your users into sharing more info about themselves than they really want to. Usually associated with e-marketers and e-spammers." -Tom Jones

A Zuckerpunch is an "evil" interface is meant to trick users into doing things they don't want to. Greg Conti's examples include aggressive pop-up ads, malware that masquerades as anti-virus software, and pre-checked checkboxes for unwanted "special offers".

ref. Facebook's "Evil Interfaces." Tim Jones. April 29, 2010. Electronic Frontier Foundation - Deep Links (blog). Retrieved from: www.eff.org/deeplinks/2010/04/facebooks-evil-interfaces on May 1, 2010.

by PokeYouInDaEye May 2, 2010

Zuckerberged

To completely write another person out of the equation. Can be used in both a business sense and in a sexual manner.

"I totally zuckerberged him on the Lawson account."

"We were having sex and, before I knew it, I'd zuckerberged her and was finishing myself off.

by this.zucks October 24, 2011

Mark Zuckerberg that bitch

To over achieve at something in order to get back at a lady who wouldn't give you chance. In honor of Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg who created the site to impress a girl.

That bitch told him he was too fat and she would never go out with him. He's now a pro body builder. He totally Mark Zuckerberg that bitch.

by Betancourt February 6, 2015

Zuckered

when a villager will not leave your island because they like it too much

melissa: "Man Jeremiah won't leave me island! He's been trolling me everyday."

ryan: "LOL you got zuckered!"

by xMrSleepyx May 16, 2020