Zeb The Opossum

Zeb The Opossum is, as the name states, an anthropomorphic gothic opossum from the comic series "I think I like you". He doesn't exert much energy on the outside, but inside hes a bundle of energy bursting at the seems to yap on about goth and punk rock. Dont bring up Jax the fox lest you wanna hear him ramble on about his soon to be "official" boyfriend. If you couldn't tell he was a raging homo, simply show 'em a picture of Jax's abs... he'll be face first on the ground in a gay fox infatuation trans.

"Zeb really has it on for that boyfailure Jax..."
"Omfg there Zeb goes again, fainting at the sight of that fox's abs!"
Zeb looked at me with much disdain and disapproval, using his opposable tail to take a b;tchy sip of his coffee
"I love Zeb the opossum so much"
Zeb calmly (yeah right) assured me he WAS NOT emo... he was goth you dumb^ss

by J^adedJ5yth3f6g December 27, 2025

Steven zeb mason

Steven the big booty male that makes all men turn gay so they can pipe down on his gigantic butter ass as everybody calls him butterlord6969

Oh look at that guy with that big ass he is probably butterass aka Steven zeb mason

by Steven zeb mason is my daddy February 22, 2019

dirty zeb

When your fucking a girl on her back and she starts kicking and shits all over your dick. The smell wakes you up and your really fucking a shit covered pillow.

Had to run to Walmart for a new pillow again. I Dirty Zeb'ed for the third time this week

by NotZDB April 18, 2020

A Zeb

the act of performing oral sex on a female as she deficates where she choses, aslo could be a female form of a blumpkin

The frat boy was so drunk at the party last week he ZEBBED every over weight girl there.

I walked in on this guy giving this old lady A Zeb and was scared for life.

by WV Rot December 20, 2010

Dumb Zeb

When a ginger kid acts like he's straight but everyone knows he isn't

1: did you hear about that ginger kid who's straight?
2: yeah he's a dumb zeb

by Groovyishot March 8, 2023

Zebra sock

A black or darkly coloured sock that has been covered in semen, causing the sock to have a striped zebra pattern. Most commonly found in teenage boys bedrooms.

"Oi you noticed the weird smell in marties room the other day."

'Didn't you see him kick the zebra socks under the bed'

"Jesus christ those were zebra socks? he needs to get a girlfriend"

by Ascaredindividual October 27, 2019

Glitter Zebra

n.

1. A bedazzled, fat-headed, oblivious horselike African mammal, similar to a stocky pony, having distinctive overall markings of alternating white and black extremely shiny stripes. Most commonly found in mountainous and champagne oasis regions.

I'm not sure who won the football game because some stupid Glitter Zebra was grazing right in front of the TV

by Stinktit December 10, 2010