Zeb

A fat shit that expands daily. He always makes fun of people and does dumb shit. he is the type of person to stick his fingers in some ones ass and lick it off. he has a micro dick. that nigga always is fat

See that Zeb? Isnt he a FAT SHIT

by niggatron1.911 November 22, 2024

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Zeb Fck Schulz

Zeb Fck Schulz is a philosopher, accountant and a genius who is of the magical ancient rhino species called a “Fuck”.

Zeb is also the older brother of famous social media personality and musician, Gus Fck Schulz.

Zeb is always full of spit facts and annoyingly long responses to relatively simple things.

“i should take magnesium tablets more”

“imagine paying five thousand dollars for a portion of a coin that doesn’t exist”

“spains crime rate got me like :(“

“1000 men marched to fight at 145 Princes Highway, none of them made it to the door.”

“Did you knoooow…”

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by gusfckschulz December 11, 2024

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Zeb The Opossum

Zeb The Opossum is, as the name states, an anthropomorphic gothic opossum from the comic series "I think I like you". He doesn't exert much energy on the outside, but inside hes a bundle of energy bursting at the seems to yap on about goth and punk rock. Dont bring up Jax the fox lest you wanna hear him ramble on about his soon to be "official" boyfriend. If you couldn't tell he was a raging homo, simply show 'em a picture of Jax's abs... he'll be face first on the ground in a gay fox infatuation trans.

"Zeb really has it on for that boyfailure Jax..."
"Omfg there Zeb goes again, fainting at the sight of that fox's abs!"
Zeb looked at me with much disdain and disapproval, using his opposable tail to take a b;tchy sip of his coffee
"I love Zeb the opossum so much"
Zeb calmly (yeah right) assured me he WAS NOT emo... he was goth you dumb^ss

by J^adedJ5yth3f6g December 27, 2025

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