Among the highest degrees of complete ownage, to tear someone a new asshole is to either physically or verbally beat the living fuck out of an opponent or his or her arguments.
Jon: I'm so much bettter than everyone.
Me: Is that before or after I tear you a new one? Let's see...together with your girl parts, that'll give you three
Me: Is that before or after I tear you a new one? Let's see...together with your girl parts, that'll give you three
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A quote from Men in Black II.
Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) shifts into Hyper speed in the Car and the control for Hyper speed is a Playstation Controller.
Agent K doesn't not know how to operate a Playstation controller
Agent J (Will Smith) becomes angered and shouts
"Didn't Your Mother Ever Give You a GameBoy?"
Agent K responds "What is a Gameboy?"
Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) shifts into Hyper speed in the Car and the control for Hyper speed is a Playstation Controller.
Agent K doesn't not know how to operate a Playstation controller
Agent J (Will Smith) becomes angered and shouts
"Didn't Your Mother Ever Give You a GameBoy?"
Agent K responds "What is a Gameboy?"
Ian: Dude, you suck at Super Smash Bros.
Jamie: I never played it before
Ian: Didn't your Mother ever give you a GameBoy?
Jamie: I never played it before
Ian: Didn't your Mother ever give you a GameBoy?
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James: ….
Dashawn: You a turkey youngboul , personally i wouldn’t go for that , i’d slap em.
James: ….
Dashawn: You a turkey youngboul , personally i wouldn’t go for that , i’d slap em.
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Ex. Did you hear John wrecked his dads truck last night? Sucks to be him His dad is going tear him a new asshole.
Ex. John showed up to work late two days in a row, the boss is looking for him he's about to tear him a new asshole.
Tear you a new asshole
Ex. John showed up to work late two days in a row, the boss is looking for him he's about to tear him a new asshole.
Tear you a new asshole
by Airin Smith November 2, 2013
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It should be Teach or Taught; and It was in My Day.
It should be Teach or Taught; and It was in My Day.
You call that winning at Gotham City Project?
Gimme that controller and I'll TEACH YOU A LESSON!
Learn you a lesson? That's shabby, poor and utterly bad english! Learn some, before I teach you some!
Gimme that controller and I'll TEACH YOU A LESSON!
Learn you a lesson? That's shabby, poor and utterly bad english! Learn some, before I teach you some!
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