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yoked

To get over, or to use to your advantage the ignorance or inability of others....( Root): As in oxen being yoked, you harness their dumbass to your advantage.
The people in my fantasy league didn't know what the hell they were doing, so I yoked their ass at the trade deadline.
by DiabolicalHAter August 11, 2010
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Guy 1: Which is the egg yoke?
Guy 2: Its yolk, not yoke.
Guy 1: Oh, but still which one is the yolk?
Guy 2: That one.
by Spaoggers April 21, 2020
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Yoked

Figuratively: The act of being fucked over, owned or turned down. Used in place of screwed.

Literally: Restrained, as in an ox.
A: "Man, did you see Matt at the show last night? He didn't get his tickets online and they were sold out at the door. "

"Yeah I saw him get out of line and call his mom to pick him up."

"That sucks dude, he got totally Yoked."

B: "Man that ox is so Yoked"
by Bluntman Chronchitis November 16, 2010
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by troc August 2, 2012
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Same a jokes, just sounds much cooler, and also makes you sound like you have an accent, which chicks love, or possibly a retard.
Allan:Yo man that bizzo was hot
Mike: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKES
Dan: Yokes on yokes (reversal, she was hot)
by Al Denso June 1, 2005
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Dude 1: "Bro, I'm so yoked right now."
Dude 2: "Same here dude!"
by YatesXC27 October 13, 2009
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Wow...look at the yokes on that girl!
by beezziibabii December 24, 2013
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