yoked

To get over, or to use to your advantage the ignorance or inability of others....( Root): As in oxen being yoked, you harness their dumbass to your advantage.

The people in my fantasy league didn't know what the hell they were doing, so I yoked their ass at the trade deadline.

by DiabolicalHAter August 11, 2010

Yoke

Misspelled yolk

Guy 1: Which is the egg yoke?
Guy 2: Its yolk, not yoke.
Guy 1: Oh, but still which one is the yolk?
Guy 2: That one.

by Spaoggers April 21, 2020

Yoked

Figuratively: The act of being fucked over, owned or turned down. Used in place of screwed.

Literally: Restrained, as in an ox.

A: "Man, did you see Matt at the show last night? He didn't get his tickets online and they were sold out at the door. "

"Yeah I saw him get out of line and call his mom to pick him up."

"That sucks dude, he got totally Yoked."

B: "Man that ox is so Yoked"

by Bluntman Chronchitis November 16, 2010

Yoked

To ejaculate on something.

He pulled out and yoked on her belly.

by troc August 2, 2012

yokes

Same a jokes, just sounds much cooler, and also makes you sound like you have an accent, which chicks love, or possibly a retard.

Allan:Yo man that bizzo was hot
Mike: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKES
Dan: Yokes on yokes (reversal, she was hot)

by Al Denso June 1, 2005

Yoked

To be high or drunk.

Dude 1: "Bro, I'm so yoked right now."
Dude 2: "Same here dude!"

by YatesXC27 October 13, 2009

yokes

Goodlooking thighs/ass on a woman

Wow...look at the yokes on that girl!

by beezziibabii December 24, 2013