yoke

An extremely funny joke.

"What did the dolphin say when it broke the vase?"
"I don't know, what?"
"I didn't do it on porpoise!"
"Wow, that's a really good yoke!"

by Han Han March 30, 2008

yoking

to place ones hands in the front pocket, or "yoke", of anothers sweatshirt and move it about

"we were spooning and yoking while i did her up the ass"

by -jessie- September 27, 2003

yoked

To get over, or to use to your advantage the ignorance or inability of others....( Root): As in oxen being yoked, you harness their dumbass to your advantage.

The people in my fantasy league didn't know what the hell they were doing, so I yoked their ass at the trade deadline.

by DiabolicalHAter August 11, 2010

Yoked

Figuratively: The act of being fucked over, owned or turned down. Used in place of screwed.

Literally: Restrained, as in an ox.

A: "Man, did you see Matt at the show last night? He didn't get his tickets online and they were sold out at the door. "

"Yeah I saw him get out of line and call his mom to pick him up."

"That sucks dude, he got totally Yoked."

B: "Man that ox is so Yoked"

by Bluntman Chronchitis November 16, 2010

Yoked

To ejaculate on something.

He pulled out and yoked on her belly.

by troc August 2, 2012

yokes

Same a jokes, just sounds much cooler, and also makes you sound like you have an accent, which chicks love, or possibly a retard.

Allan:Yo man that bizzo was hot
Mike: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKES
Dan: Yokes on yokes (reversal, she was hot)

by Al Denso June 1, 2005

Yoked

To be high or drunk.

Dude 1: "Bro, I'm so yoked right now."
Dude 2: "Same here dude!"

by YatesXC27 October 13, 2009