An extremely funny joke.
"What did the dolphin say when it broke the vase?"
"I don't know, what?"
"I didn't do it on porpoise!"
"Wow, that's a really good yoke!"
"I don't know, what?"
"I didn't do it on porpoise!"
"Wow, that's a really good yoke!"
by Han Han March 30, 2008
by -jessie- September 28, 2003
To get over, or to use to your advantage the ignorance or inability of others....( Root): As in oxen being yoked, you harness their dumbass to your advantage.
The people in my fantasy league didn't know what the hell they were doing, so I yoked their ass at the trade deadline.
by DiabolicalHAter August 12, 2010
Figuratively: The act of being fucked over, owned or turned down. Used in place of screwed.
Literally: Restrained, as in an ox.
Literally: Restrained, as in an ox.
A: "Man, did you see Matt at the show last night? He didn't get his tickets online and they were sold out at the door. "
"Yeah I saw him get out of line and call his mom to pick him up."
"That sucks dude, he got totally Yoked."
B: "Man that ox is so Yoked"
"Yeah I saw him get out of line and call his mom to pick him up."
"That sucks dude, he got totally Yoked."
B: "Man that ox is so Yoked"
by Bluntman Chronchitis November 13, 2010
Same a jokes, just sounds much cooler, and also makes you sound like you have an accent, which chicks love, or possibly a retard.
Allan:Yo man that bizzo was hot
Mike: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKES
Dan: Yokes on yokes (reversal, she was hot)
Mike: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKES
Dan: Yokes on yokes (reversal, she was hot)
by Al Denso May 28, 2005
by YatesXC27 October 13, 2009