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winning!

this is the mantra you repeat endlessly when you have completely screwed up your life. you hope that by the millionth time you've uttered this, on tv, online, to your lawyer, to your exwife, to your meth dealer, to your bosses at cbs that somehow the delusion will become reality.
charley's been on a meth binge screaming, "winning!", i should probably put him in my fantasy death pool team.

that homeless guy keeps yelling "winning!". wasnt he on two and a half men?
by the real lopez! March 30, 2011
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bi-winning

1. (adjective) The opposite of bi-polar.
2. (verb) To win here, and win there.
3. (noun) A level of awesome right above winning.
Interviewer: Some people are saying you're bipolar.
Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?
Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Charlie Sheen: Wow, and then what, what's the cure, medicine, to make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there, now what?

I have a full tank of gas, a box of of waffle fries, and a date for Friday night. I'm bi-winning.
by adonisDNA March 16, 2011
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winning!

exclamation used to denote feelings of joy derived from the achievement of success in life endeavors
"Come Wednesday morning they're gonna rename it, uh, 'Charlie Brothers' and not 'Warner Brothers'. Heh. Duh, winning!"

--Charlie Sheen
by Mr. Banana Grabber March 16, 2011
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winning college

The act of hooking up with two chicks at the same time.
"Hey bro, how did your night end up?"

"Janet and Sarah were so wasted, so I took them home and ended up winning college!"
by Nickster113 November 29, 2007
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Bi-winning

Winning here, winning there.

A phrase frequently used by the total freakin' rockstar from Mars, Charlie Sheen.
Interviewer: Are you bipolar?
Charlie Sheen: I'm Bi-winning. Winning here, winning there, winning everywhere.
by Rockstar from Mars March 25, 2011
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Winning

1. what CHARLIE SHEEN is
2. Winning is a constant state of enjoying life. It does not end, otherwise one was not truly winning to begin with. Hence, the suffix "ing"
3. It can be seen as an antonym of "hating" as the two often collide but "winning" is often exclusive. "Hating" relies on someone to "hate", one that is "winning" will do as he pleases regardless of what others have to say. When one is "winning" there is no bringing him down therefore haters are rendered powerless.
"Well, I mean, first of all come Wednesday morning they’re gonna rename it Charlie Bros. and not Warner Bros. Duh, winning! It’s, like, guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies and a ton of success. I mean, c’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm."

Hater:Winning in what sense? Because some would say you're defeated now.
Charlie Sheen: They can say that but what kind of cars are they driving? What kind of girls are in their homes? ... Yeah, I said girls.
by Skad8erateher April 12, 2011
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Are you winning?

An old-fashioned phrase meaning 'how are you?' or How's it going?'
Alf: Hello Jim, are you winning?

Jim: Yes, I'm good thank you.
by Mantony July 5, 2010
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