semen wrangler

one who harvests semen from male animals for the purpose for artificially inseminating several females

1: Hey, what do you do for a living?
2: I am a semen wrangler.
1: A what!?!
2: I jerk-off turkeys on the farm.
1: FREAK!

by Give 'er again December 20, 2008

whore wrangler

a young lad who pulls a lot of ass in the burgeoning local community of whores

Derrick you are such a "whore wrangler"

by the whore wrangler July 7, 2009

Wrinkle Wrangler

A variation of the phrase Chubby Chaser, aka a person who is sexually attracted to overweight people. A Wrinkle Wrangler however is a person who is sexually attracted to the elderly.

Guy1: Look at that ass!!!! Guy2: Dude, she's like 70!!! Guy1:..Rawr. *Guy2 leaving*: Fucking creepy ass Wrinkle Wrangler...

by Xero _ Manifest May 19, 2011

rump wrangler

1) Someone who wrangles rump, much like cowboys used to wrangle cattle and other animals. (see also ass spelunker)

1 - Holy shit that guy's ass looks hot!
2 - Jesus, Man, do you have to be such a flaming rump wrangler?
1 - Basically, yes.

by Ragefist November 17, 2002

wang wrangler

a homosexual cowboy

as he stood behind me the wang wrangler yelled yippee ky yaw!

by m chapman April 25, 2003

Poon Wrangler

One who's aura embodies the ability to rustle poon.

" Look at Leopold, he came back here with three girls and poped them all. He's such a poon wrangler."

"Check out Thomas St Jock, upon arriviving at a day spa he said 3 words and pulled 16 bitches, he is a true definition of a poon wrangler"

by three one January 14, 2007

swamp donkey wrangler

One who hangs out in bars and clubs and acts drunk in order to attract swamp donkeys.

look at that guy! he is acting drunk and the swamp donkeys are moving in. He sure is a swamp donkey wrangler.

by m1911a1 August 6, 2009