Workitus

A state of being over-worked and subsiquently calling out with a fake illness of sorts

"I can't come in, I've got Meriothelia's Syndrom....."

"You've got Workitus is what you've got..."

by Docter Octogonapus December 23, 2008

Worit

The life style of certian people, can be used as a noun.

People Become worits from kicking with a major worit.

Dude i know this guy for 2 months only, and he is a worit already.

by thefade June 4, 2009

gummy wormin'

The act of placing a limp penis in any orifice with the help of your fingers OR a shoe horn.

I had whiskey dick last night night, so I said "fuck it" and just started gummy wormin' her.

by Biff Delicious 82 May 3, 2010

wormstache

a mustache that looks like a wom, usually grown by immature guys in their mid to early 20s.

Hey, check out that dude's gross wormstache!!

by AriaMelody January 16, 2008

WOHMITS

AKA Walk One Hundred Miles In The Snow

A word to explain when the elderly when they are talking about how easy the youth get it these days.

I like seeing my grandad but when he sees me txting he just goes all WOHMITS

by DFlesh February 1, 2009

Wormtongue

A wormtongue is someone who is skilled at using words in a maliciously insulting manner.

Worm refers to a serpent and tongue refers to the power of words/speech. It is a metaphor describing how the speaker's words could "bite" a person like a snake. It is not a reference to figurative meanings of the word "snake" such as a deceitful person, e.g. snake in the grass.

The term's origins have nothing to do with Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter. It existed long before either fiction was created.

The wormtongue's words struck like the sting of a viper's bite.

Gunnlaugr Ormstunga was a famous Icelandic poet known as Gunnlaugr Wormtongue for his scathing and derogatory poetry.

by Speechcrafter November 12, 2012

worming

The act of smoking a cigarette.

Tim: Hey, where is Lollar?

Nate: He's outside worming again.

by Tim Riel February 5, 2008