small cubicle worker

Someone who is so distressed by the prospect of not being able to access their emails for a few minutes that they insist on emailing on their Blackberry while using the office toilets. Easily identified by the tell-tale sounds of the keypad and scroll wheel.

Garry's a really dedicated small cubicle worker. You always hear him tapping away in there.

by Cuddles McStig June 9, 2008

worker bee

Job title for people who do all of the hard work but get none of the credit.

Twenty years from now I'll still be a worker bee.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Shity worker

A shity worker is another name for a city worker, because they always do a shity job and are known to be lazy and take advantage of company time.

Damn them shity workers are always taking a break.

by Shady 80 May 14, 2008

Wokedavism

A type of activism where you don’t do anything but tell other people how they should do something. Primarily with Intent the to look “woke” or virtue signal

My Instagram feed is rife with Wokedavism trends, I wish some of these people would stop virtue signaling and take action if these issues are really important to them.

by Halfapple July 28, 2020

push worker

someone who sells illegal drugs

person: what do you do for a living.
person a: im a push worker for snow bricks.

by el trap August 8, 2017

Office Worker

50% of the time just stalling in the bathroom looking through urban dictionary words

guy1: I'm an hard-working office worker, and I'm proud.

guy2: So you're working really hard on finding good words in the urban dictionary? I do!

guy1: I'm gonna be your new boss soon. And I never go to the bathroom at the office.

guy2: It's not what it looks like..

by poop de scoop June 15, 2018

Wordedw

Wtf even is this word I done fuking know all u need to know is that he’s gay and does ur mum and he’s secretly a lesbian phrog Ik it’s mad

Fuking hell ur suck a mother fuking wordedw

by WordedW February 24, 2021