woolly cottager

A person who meets with others for random acts of wool use, consumption of refreshments and putting the world to rights.

The woolly cottagers will meet on Old Maid's Day for an afternoon of crochet,knitting, chatting and plotting.

by Nana Nowthen May 14, 2014

woolly mammuff

A hairy vagina. A fluffy flange. A shaggy clunge. A bushy axe wound. A bewhiskered cunt. Fuzzy Flaps. A furry beaver. A bearded poonani.

"Was it a clean shave, Luke?"
"Nah bruv, it was a woolly mammuff."

by DefoNotRob January 4, 2017

Woolly caterpillar

A small white penis or black penis but never an Asian penis surrounded by lots of very dark pubic care that has lots of come in and it is very very attractive and most women find woolly caterpillars a real turn on and want them inside of their bodies so they can come and The woolly Catapillar's will cum and everybody comes and comes and comes.

She wanted to lick the woolly caterpillar , but she couldn't because there was too much hair

by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017

Wooly poo

That kind of shit you have that’s between a normal shit and the runs- it’s wooly.

Mom I had a wooly poo

by Murryman June 10, 2020

Woolly Frube

The act of having intercourse with a sheep whilst wearing a condom then, upon ejaculation, the penis is removed leaving the condom inside and the remaining semen is sucked from the condom while it remains inside the sheep, much a like a frube yoghurt.

Wow did you see the backside on that ewe? I’d give that a woolly frube any day!

by BevisButcher March 26, 2021

_.wooly.willy._

A cool person on tiktok and a certified zachelor and bo-ner

“My favorite person on tiktok is _.wooly.willy._

by whatsupgreg September 5, 2021

_.wooly.willy._

someone with beautiful feet, just absolutely incredible stompers.

person 1: wow! look at the tootsies on that one!!

person 2: holy mackerel!!! they're a real _.wooly.willy._!!!!

by kathykerflooey September 6, 2021