WOFT

Waste of Fucking Time.

Often used in reference to useless females.

"Man, this girl gave me a handjob and expected that to be that, didn't finish the job. What a WOFT."

by Maness April 23, 2006

Wolatility

Otherwise known as "volatility", this is typically heard in US-based graduate schools from certain international students.

What is the wolatility of that stock?

by cmuguy11 January 29, 2009

Wobat

Eheheheeeeee, Wobat has a belly! EEEEEEEH!!!!!!

"Hi Wobat, do you like men/food?"

by Peter Baby April 7, 2005

Womfat

Womfat - a cute but constantly foraging minature pincher dog looking for food to gorge on. Fece samples clearly reveal womfats consume everything & anything in their way. Real PIGS!!!

Maestros: Holy Shit Orville! I have no fuckin food left. A Tazmanian Devil must have went through my cupboards and pantry?
Orville: No Maestros. It's that fuckin Womfat you bought. They'll fuckin eat you right out of your house and home.
Maestros: Fuck!!! I knew I should have bought a weiner dog instead. Them Womfats eat everything in sight then give you the innocent puppy dog look:( aaaaaaarghhhh

by cruisin otter September 19, 2012

wopatooli

A party drink made when people bring different bottles of booze and mix them all together with some type of fruit juice in the mix. The drink is usually made in a garbage can or other large container and served with a ladle.

Man that wopatooli at Joe's party last night really put me on my ass.

by Wisconsin party guy December 29, 2016

WOAT

Worst of all time, as in President Donald Trump, who eclipses Andrew Johnson and Jimmuh Carter in the pantheon of those who have done the most damage to the Republic during their term.

Wow, did you see the WOAT on the coronavirus update?

by Quincey Patterson May 3, 2020

woata

Woata stands for Worst of All Time Actions. It is a term popularized by the GOATA training system. WOATA Athletes move around with poor posture, slouching, and move in a way that is asking for injury. You can easily identify a WOATA by their texting neck, rounded shoulders, and externally rotated "duck feet".

You can see that he moves like a WOATA, his hips and shoulders are very tight.

by _Slim_ October 31, 2020