Cable and Wireless

The act of taking a dump (i.e. laying cable) while being online on a device enabled with wireless internet access.

Thomas: That fart stinks, bro? Why don't you go to the toilet and float one?

Jason: Yes, it's time for some Cable and Wireless. I'm going to grab my iPad, get on Facebook and lay a huge turd.

by weddun July 11, 2011

wireless

Another name for a radio.

Turn that bloody wireless down. I cant get any sleep.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

Wireless

To be of coolness, not a snitch

no wires=no snitches. Keith is awesome, yeah hes wireless !

by Why larrydictionary March 22, 2020

wireless

doing it without protection

Frank and Cindy went wireless last night!

by Josephine Greene May 9, 2003

wireless cunt

A person who carry's a PDA on their belt clip or any other wireless product that will fit on a belt.

I was in the pub when this wireless cunt walks in and starts bitching about not being able to pick up a wireless signal to find out what time his dinners ready.

by roscopeco July 20, 2007

wireless hed

getting your dick sucked with no hands

In the song It's a Problem by Beanie Siegel ft. Jadakiss, J-a-d-a spits:

'i'm still getting wireless hed/ dat's hed with no hands'

by teflon fem! May 4, 2006

Wireless Cobra Tag

When Rambo the Basket Snake and his minions of poison exchange illegal data wirelessly with their Cobra Card Transmitters.

Rambo the Basket Snake: You get the data Sanchezo?

Sanchezo: Yeaaaaahr. Wireless Cobra Tag helps mucho giganto time.

by yuiuyuiuyuiuy October 10, 2008