US intelligence

An oxymoron (phrase that describes something that doesn't actually exist)

When was the last time you saw ANY evidence of US intelligence - George Bush, Britney Spears, Monica Lewinsky? I rest my case.

by clairem April 21, 2007

intelligence

Intelligence is correlated to the ability to adapt to different environments and circumstances. The higher the intelligence, the easier it is to deal with ambiguity, incomplete information, and to make intuitive leaps in logic that turn out to be productive and right. The lower the intelligence, the less likely it is to adapt to change and the less likely it is for that organism to be successful in the new and changing environment.

Democrat politicians tend to lack the ability to deal with ambiguous information, to make correct intuitive generalizations, and therefore seem to lack the basic intelligence needed to adapt and survive. This is why the Democrat party is slowly losing favor due in large part to a failure to deal effectively with changes taking place in the political landscape, and this failure to adapt is directly correlated to the general lack of intelligence demonstrated by Democrats.

by Dr. Rogers March 7, 2005

Intelligence signalling

To broadcast or telegraph that you are more intelligent than you actually are by attempting to educate people and provide unsolicited advice under the guise of helping them.

Includes an element of virtue signalling as the goal is both to dominate by making yourself appear smarter and more virtuous in juxtaposition to the receiver or audience.

The intention (as well as virtue-signalling 'helpful' advice) is to self-level-up and often to make it seem like you have more knowledge in a given field. Since you often target someone more specialized or experienced than you are your advice is either common knowledge, making you appear like a douchebag in the eyes of the receiver, or it is made up bullshit.

My mistake was when Joe asked me how my marketing business was going and I said 'slow'. For the next hour he was intelligence signalling useless advice. The only thing I learned in that hour was how little he knows about marketing.

by mogydee June 16, 2020

Sheen Intelligence

When something is greater then Shear Intelligence.

"Did you see the movie, it was Sheen Intelligence.

by Dingo 13 April 19, 2011

sound intelligence

A person with sound intelligence is someone who looks bright until the y speak

I was eye ballin this chick that looked smart and she came over to talk to me, only to find out she was a complete idiot, she was full of sound intelligence

by Bnastyson November 25, 2011

Business Intelligence

Fancy word in IT Business. In fact a bunch of nerds in some companies, seeing themselves as "innovative", gathering all data possible and turning it into fancy charts with sans serif fonts. Big Bosses happy.

"Whats the name of these guys, no one knows what they are doing?"

"Business Intelligence"

by noone-someguy August 3, 2017

QS Intelligence Areas

Special areas in Quantum Science games designed only for QS Intelligence agency. But it was confirmed and proven that these areas we're abused by a lot of people and even CEO him self. It's found out that they all walk naked in that kind of areas because as described they "Like it" to see their furry tails out and ding dongs out in air. Most of people in QS are gay and even furries, including CEO. So don't be surprised about this information, it actually happens.

QS Guard1: Uhm, man what is that sound coming out of QS Intelligence Areas? Should we go and check...?
QS Guard2: Nah, man its just QS CEO and 42 of his members walking naked and enjoying.
QS Guard1: Thats fucking hella weird!
QS Guard2: I know right. I only work here for my family not because i wanted.
QS Guard1: Same bro.

by Li3532626323665475484684584763 July 20, 2019