spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch

An easy way to remember "The Sign of the Cross" in Christianity, more specifically, Catholicism.

John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.

by XsTaTiKaL September 15, 2013

sausage wallet

It's where I store my Pork Sword.

I just deposited a gallon of man yogurt in that gals sausage wallet.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

Wallet Interval

The interval of time before you can take your pants off to masturbate when your partner/parents leave the house to avoid your partner catching you when they come back to find their wallet.

"I went to milk it but my wallet interval was too short and he caught me with my headphones on and my dildo in."

"Yeah, botched my wallet interval last night. Mum caught me. Wasn't like in the porn at all."

by Websinthe February 22, 2015

Grease Wallet

A Grease Wallet is another name for a Jack in the Box (fast food chain) taco, usually of the 99¢ variety. They seem to come pre-made, are deep fried to greasy perfection, and contain what seems to be a greasy meat product with the consistency of a thick beef paste. They are best enjoyed after an evening of heavy drinking when greasy goodness is required prior to passing out on your friend's sofa.

"Hey Bob...what do you say we run down to Jack in the Box and get some grease wallets?"

by DJ MAC May 9, 2012

Swamp wallet

A vagina.

1. Anatomy, Zoology
a. the passage leading from the uterus to the vulva in certain female mammals.
b. a sheathlike part or organ.
2. the sheath formed by the basal part of certain leaves where they embrace the stem.

Becky's swamp wallet smells fishy

by Andy4az May 5, 2014

slow wallet

A slow wallet is a person who deliberately takes a long ass time taking out their wallet so someone offers to pay for them first.

My roomate's a real fucking slow wallet, the cheap bastard.

by slowwallet September 14, 2016

soggy ham wallet

When someone vomits into a vagina and then proceeds to have sex with it.

John felt sick while he was going down on Alice, so he went for the soggy ham wallet.

by Drit12345 September 27, 2010