The woman a man is betrothed to. In some cases, notably among the poorly-educated in the American Deep South and the royalty in Europe, she very well be the sister or cousin of the man as well.
Redneck: I just married my cousin!
Prince John: What a coincidence, I just married my sister.
Normal people: Freaks.
Prince John: What a coincidence, I just married my sister.
Normal people: Freaks.
by mikm June 7, 2005
Get the wifemug. by Thatotherguyfromthestore February 10, 2010
Get the Wifemug. A bunny rabbit who stole my breath away when she charged through the school doors to literally chase the sunset. The one whose ooey-gooey Hershey drop chocolate eyes I could get lost in for all time. My shahzadi. A living breathing angel. Hotter than the open flame of the bunsen burner we broke test tubes next to. The one who says she will make me an honest woman by marrying me, the forever blushing bear, in pixie hollow. My beautiful bully, my blushing bride, my notorious S.I.G.
My wife gave me the teenage romance of my dreams, and for that and not that alone, I love her very very much. Je t'aime, mon ange.
-Nora
-Nora
by coffin for head of state April 11, 2020
Get the Wifemug. To be 'wifed'. To be unable to participate in any form of bloke entertainment, due to hassles from one's wife.
by Assassin August 19, 2003
Get the wifedmug. by Xathian June 1, 2009
Get the Wifemug. when u cant hook up wit anyone else and nor could he/she (your boy or girl) without the other being upset therefore making you wifed
by sweetie21 December 11, 2004
Get the wifedmug. by The Real Izzy May 21, 2007
Get the wifemug.