weenus

An exceptionally small penis.

I used to think Jammy was right macho until i heard he had a weenus.

by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003

weenus

the name my kid gave to his penis

by micah October 19, 2003

weenus-whore

A person who has an elbow fetish and who likes to stick them in places they don't belong... wink wink

Kirsten is a weenus-whore. She is obsessed with her girlfriend Theresa's weenus.

by Foofeynana February 17, 2005

wenus rave dance

A mouthful to pronounce, but if you've heard of a rave dance (which consists of multiple persons who dance fanatically to music), then this is similar. Instead of raising your arms (usually resulting in flapping hands in the air), you raise your wenus and flex it from one side of your body to another, creating the image of your wenus 'dancing'. Be warned! When completing this awfully difficult dance move, it will guarantee raised eyebrows (as with anything wenus-related).

"Man, let's hold a wenus rave dance!"
"...Like here? And now?"
"Duh. C'mon, it'd be fun!"

by WENUSMAHMAN April 21, 2009

weenus

1. An incredibly stupid or idiotic person or act

2. male appendege

3. Something that gets you aggrevated

1. David, your a stupid weenus

2. My weenus poped out.

3. Why did the toaster break? Freaking weenus!

by apstguy March 16, 2004

weenus

someone who is being or acting in a stupid manner

Patrick stop being a weenus, the cat doesn't like being spun on the tile floor

by Stephanie September 12, 2003

weenus

A very small or tiny penis.

Girl...He pulled down his pants and showed me his weenus.

by Pooh Butt February 11, 2008