Wicker Whack

A popular Australian term for beating violently another person with a wooden instrument, i.e. A plank of wood or baseball bat.

Me and my brother were mad at Steven so we got my baseball bat and gave him a wicker whack over his face

by Brain Phelps August 22, 2009

Wicker Sponter

A long, generally wide, paddle used to beat innocent concrete rocks. This paddle would sometimes be made out of metal instead of wood. You can easily play the game "Frontier Sponter" with these in order to see who does the most damage to a concrete rock.

Hey! Want to play Frontier Sponter? I'll get my metal Wicker Sponter.

by Dick Bullick September 14, 2019

Zoey Wicker

The most beautiful Girl in the world.

Zoey Wicker.

by Michael Jackson/ Broccoli March 6, 2023

the Wicker Chair Theorem

People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.

(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)

Me: Where is the TV?

My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.

Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!

by tiffany0128 May 21, 2011

Wicker Basket

When a turd dries in your anal hair and clogs the exit, creating a tangled mass of hair and shit.

If anyone saw my wicker basket I'd get tried in the Hague

by dillpickle93 July 6, 2025

lindow wicker

The opposite of a window licker. Intelligent, smart,witty.

Anthony definitely isn't a lindow wicker.

by You already know me May 21, 2017

Wicker

A West Indian (Barbadian) term that refers to a homosexual woman.

That girl Tanisha is a real wicker yuh know

by CaucBajan January 2, 2020