whoopsie

Adj A man who is obviously gay

"i thought Mark was a little weird, he was seen at the club wearing a pink boa. What a whoopsie!"

by Heywood Jeublome September 21, 2004

Whomping Melvin

verb. When you take a long hard shit, freeze it, shove it into your girlfriend's vagina while she is on her period, remove it, ejaculate on it, then freeze it again. Remove this period blood cum covered shit from the freezer and serve it for dinner to your in-laws at the next holiday dinner, preferably Christmas dinner.

I don't think I left a good impression on my girlfriends parents when I did the Whomping Melvin

by Erock182 August 5, 2009

Whomping Willow

A violent orgy or sexual party

John So I walked in and my roommate was having a Whomping Willow on my bed!
Zac Better wash your sheets!

by Crider816 July 17, 2011

Pussy Whomping

To fuck a woman. Literally to smack ones balls on her pussy while you deep dick her.

Also used to describe something as fun or worthwhile.

Man that was some good chomping, pussy whomping fun!

He whomped her pussy!

Hey girl, you up for some pussy whomping?

by Thlayli February 20, 2003

Syllabatic Ass Whooping

A major spank down on your uncooperative kid where every word muttered by the parent (the spanker) is accompanied with a spank to the ass coresponding to the number of syllabils in the word just muttered to the kid (the spankee).

A Syllabatic Ass Whooping done to the sentence "Listen to me. You don't touch the toy at dinner."

(with a Syllabatic Ass Whooping, it looks like this:)

Lis(insert spank)ten(insert spank) to (insert spank) me (insert spank). You (insert spank) don't (insert spank) touch (insert spank) the (insert spank) toy (insert spank) at (insert spank) din(insert spank)ner(insert spank).

by bmwgnome June 6, 2010

ass whoopin

an ass kicking so bad that you failed at defending your self

Jordan came home from school crying, a kid two grades under him gave him a major ass whoopin at recess

major ass kicking

by zolo3527 May 18, 2010

Whooping your goober

The act of seriously cranking one out. Jacking off your fucking goober (penis) in excess. Once one begins to whoop their goober (typically around age 13) one cannot stop. Their goober stays in the state of needing to be whooped. Some may say whooping your goober is physically demanding, therefore, can be a very effective fitness alternative for males.

Rooster why where you whooping your goober to gay porn? Rooster replied: "Because it's epic!!!!!"

by gooberwhooper January 20, 2023