A mythical creature that is known as the angriest creature on earth. The wompus, according to myth, has no asshole and so no ability to shit, but is cursed with an insatiable appetite. As a consequence, the wompus is the angriest creature on earth. A truly anally retentive person can become a wompus by retaining so much, that his or her asshole closes itself up permanently.
by BlueWolf007 September 30, 2016
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is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.
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is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.
A chubby boy is keeping boyant atop a 'noodle floaty', in a swimming pool, licking an icecream cone whilst the waves of spuratic children jiggle him until he inevitably capsizes. As the boys upper body submerges, his lower half breaches with a highly audible Flatulence. The drenched child is now not only a wet doofus , he is now a complete Wompus Noodle.
by You can't make this stuff up January 13, 2018
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Anything that will eat you before you can eat it.
Someone that can put you in your place before you can say a word.
Someone that can put you in your place before you can say a word.
by Redneckin February 1, 2021
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1. To be different, awkward, or off.
2. Something that is needlessly asymmetrical.
3. Skater lingo for something that is overly amazing or awesome.
1. To be different, awkward, or off.
2. Something that is needlessly asymmetrical.
3. Skater lingo for something that is overly amazing or awesome.
John: See those stairs?
Mike: Yeah, they are all over the place!
John: They sure are wompus.
Mike: If you did a trick off of them, it would be wompus!
Mike: Yeah, they are all over the place!
John: They sure are wompus.
Mike: If you did a trick off of them, it would be wompus!
by mantabu July 18, 2011
Get the Wompus mug.Someone who bums everything...Something like a free-loader but takes it to the extremes on a daily basis. Tries to tag-along with people they barely know, just to hit the blunt. Constantly asking for change or looking to obtain something for free.
Man 1: hey dude, got a cig i could bum?
Man 2: No dude, I dont have a fucking cigarette you Wompus!!
Man 2: No dude, I dont have a fucking cigarette you Wompus!!
by Sketch Ball December 26, 2010
Get the Wompus mug.John Kerry was being very wompus during the election.
by Brett December 3, 2004
Get the wompus mug.After defeating Jimbob, Jose exclaimed "Whumpus!" at the top of his lungs and then proceeded to "bo" the table.
by C Nichols February 26, 2008
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