A crazy, veiny, thick, long, throbbing, out of control erection. The Godzilla of all boners. Saying "Code Whopping Johnny" can also be a discreet way of teleing someone you have a boner, so others don't hear.
Guy1: Hey dude, come with me to go sharpen my pencil
Guy2: No way i'm standing up right now, I have the biggest Whopping Johnny.
Guy2: No way i'm standing up right now, I have the biggest Whopping Johnny.
by Originalshizzz April 26, 2011
Get the Whopping Johnny mug.When a girl accidentally sends your spunk down her windpipe instead of swallowing it. This will cause her to cough profusely as she tries to expel the man sauce from her lungs.
Jake: Dude, Kassidy was giving me head and she got Wyoming Whooping Cough, she was coughing for hours
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Ass whooping radius is an area around an individual who is getting their ass whooped. This radius can result in others who find themselves within it, to be subject to an ass whooping too. Just by standing / sitting in the area as a bystander or giving a funny look to the person who is administering the beating, can result in the bystander being beaten.
"Chris's mother is punishing him. You'll get your ass beaten too by her, just by sitting in the ass whooping radius!"
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Get the Whopping mug.While banging a favorite trash barrel whore, the guy props himself up on his pecker while still inside her then flaps his arms while making a whooping sound.
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