webstered

Being 'well defined' physically (muscular, ripped).

That guy is completely webstered.

by Ryan Westover September 8, 2007

Webster Method

A method for getting rid of crabs. First, you must shave everything from your neck down to your knees except for one testicle. Wait for roughly 24 hours before starting the next phase. After completing that you will get a bucket of ice water, a strip of cellophane, lighter fluid, and a lighter. Wrap you penis in the cellophane and then apply the lighter fluid to the unshaven testicle. Straddle yourself over the bucket of water (have it decently close to your testicle) and ignite your testicle. After no more than 5 seconds you will squat down until your testicle is fully submerged and the fire is out. At this point remove the cellophane from your penis and check for any burns.

Excellent work, you are now crab free.

Guy 1: Hey man, I think this bitch gave me crabs the other night. You know any tricks to get rid of them?

Guy 2: Yes man, its simple. Just use the Webster Method.

by EvilEye93 August 19, 2020

Webster

A standard unit of lateness on a Chinook flying sortie. 1 Webster equals landing 15 mins late.

George’s sortie overran again by 2 Webster’s

by 28 Sqn July 1, 2023

dirty webster

The act of eating out a chick and blowing a vape cloud into her until it comes out of her asshole.

Sally's friends were amazed when she came out of the bedroom with a smoking asshole and when asked she said he gave me a dirty Webster.

by strawberrymilker October 12, 2016

LILY WEBSTER

MEANS DEVIL CHILD. A PERSON WHOSE ABSOLUTELY EVIL BITCH

SARAH: i hope she falls down a well
Emma:your such a lily webster

by Lily webster December 10, 2016

Kaden Webster

A Massive Turn-off

woah, Kaden Webster is a Massive turn-off.

by Ashlyn Halliday October 26, 2019

Dale Webster

A skeleton disguised as a human, who has a weird attraction to female feet.

Damn son! You’re a dale webster! I can tell by looking at you!

by Skull Troopa September 24, 2023