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blade wars

The name posterity will give to our current time period, characterised as it is not so much by global warming or religious terrorism, but by the constant battle between rival razor manufacturers to see how many blades they can fit on their next generation shaving tool. It may yet prove to be the bloodiest conflict of all time.
Citizen of the year 2085: My Mom's so old, she even remembers what "DVD"s are! I mean, they were popular way back during the blade wars!
by John Doom October 18, 2006
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Subscriber Wars

A channel in YouTube that owns a well-known stream about PewDiePie vs T-Series subscriber race to 100M. He was originally a moderator from the channel Social Blade. He gained independence gradually so he asked for permission to run a stream with the Social Blade chart.
Used when SW is on the stream and you talk with him.
Someone: Heyo (Subscriber Wars) how r u? SW: I'm fine thnks
by MissingNo. 12 April 22, 2019
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Streaming wars

The term that was coined in late-2010s to discuss new era of competition between video streaming services such as Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, Hulu, HBO Max, Disney+, Apple TV+, and Peacock.
"Streaming wars are basically the successors to the disc format war and the videotape format war." - Some person
by Ryan900USAYT April 20, 2022
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Star Wars

1970's ground breaking space epic later reduced to "Meesaa gonna die! Meesaa gonna die."
Star Wars would be great if it weren't for Jar Jar.
by starscream October 14, 2003
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Anal Wars

The act of grasping a light-sabre between ones butt cheeks and battling to the death.
ANAL WARS?! WHAT THE FUCK IS ANAL WARS?!
by Lectins Toad July 19, 2009
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Star Wars Kid

An adolecent overweight canadian kid who one day grabbed a golf-ball retriever and utilized his schoosl camera to record himmself fighting an imaginary lightsaber battle in which he stumbles repeatedly (due to an obvious lack of coordination)and created his own sound effects. He accidently left the video and some friends of his found it and ( supposedly using kazaa) uploaded to the web for millions to see. Soon after being seen on the web several other versions were made with digitally added graphics and sound. Among these are "Star Wars Kid: Reloaded" ( Matrix Reloaded trailer parody" and an a version in which the boy is given Star Wars sound effects and the golf ball retriever is made into a double bladed light saber.

After while the kid found out and was supposedly so afflicted by the mockery (imagine the shit he got at school) that he had to be admited to some ward or hospital and his mother attempted to sue ( who I am not sure, probably the friends) Some people who enjoy the video have actauly got some money together and are sending it to him, they bought him an IPOD. As for the Episode 3 thing, I havent been able to confirm that rumor... we will see soon enough any ways.
"Who the hell is that ?"
"That's the Star Wars Kid"
by Red October December 23, 2004
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Star Wars Bar

A Bar/ Pub filled with strange, unusual and often dangerous characters. while these establishments hold no offical affilation to the franchise, the abundance of fights and/ or bizarre happenings is reminiscent of the mos eisly cantina bar in star wars: episode 4. Durham's Yates bar on most week nights is a fine example of a star wars bar.
Christ there's some nut jobs in here today, like a fucking star wars bar
by John O'Neill July 13, 2006
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