Wanker

A Male who masturbates. Usually used as an insult, i mean its not like we all do it or anything, well besides that for some reason we get the right to make a joke out of it. in my opinion it is probably that person compensating because their ding dong is a bit shorter than a french fry.
"you fucking wanker"
"oi you wanker"
"fucking wanker"
"you are such a wanker"
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by Sgt. Wankington December 01, 2009
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Wanker

Literally one who masturbates. Used as a derogatory term, similar to "bastard" or "asshole", chiefly in the United Kingdom.
(Bono talking to Homer)
Edge (to Larry): Oh here we go again. What do you say we slip out to Moe's for a pint?
Adam: Can I come?
(Edge and Larry Exchange glances)
Edge: No.
Adam: Wankers.
by Flannel Flyer May 07, 2005
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by Eva November 16, 2003
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A (mainly) British insult used to offend and humiliate someone who wanks (masturbates) because they can't get laid, either because they're fugly, fat, have terrible B.O., fart a lot, suck too many cocks or French, no wait, just French.
How to stop being a Wanker:
1. Become Keith Richards.
by I_L0v3_T1gHt_A$1An_CuNt_ April 14, 2017
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what???ref showed red card to Kaka? damn ref is a real wanker!
by JOTISh June 21, 2010
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A wanker is some total nob head who is being a twat but wanker is the first thing that comes to mind.
Chocha is a total wanker!!
by Ash1402 June 26, 2006
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