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wanker by John Sykes July 22, 2003
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Fancy British term for masturbation. Originally coined by Winston Churchill during the Victorian era for use as a better sounding word for what he does during his free time.
Hugh Grant is a fucking wanker.
wanker by U. R. Supergay July 2, 2009
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Wanker
Noun. British and Australian slang (vulgar). Singular form of wankers.
1. contemptible people; jerks.
2. insulting term for a masturbator, see tosser and jerk-off.
3. connotation not that masturbating itself is an insult but rather that the person called a "wanker" is so unlikeable that no one would ever be sexually interested in them so the only sexual activity they will ever be involved in is masturbation.
1. contemptible people; jerks.
2. insulting term for a masturbator, see tosser and jerk-off.
3. connotation not that masturbating itself is an insult but rather that the person called a "wanker" is so unlikeable that no one would ever be sexually interested in them so the only sexual activity they will ever be involved in is masturbation.
What a wanker!
You are a wanker.
He's or She's a wanker.
That (insert name) is such a wanker!
Don't be such a wanker.
You are a wanker.
He's or She's a wanker.
That (insert name) is such a wanker!
Don't be such a wanker.
Wanker by Evie, let your hair hang down... November 3, 2006
Wanker
A person (mostly men) who enjoys and partakes in many masturbation sessions, or "wanking".
Also used in the same sense as "asshole" or "bellend" and can mean a loser
Also used in the same sense as "asshole" or "bellend" and can mean a loser
Wanker by bigwangman November 9, 2015
Wanker
1.when he's drunk he looks like a complete wanker
2.you look like a wanker when you dance
3. Stop acting like a wanker
2.you look like a wanker when you dance
3. Stop acting like a wanker
Wanker by le meilleur December 16, 2016