megan wasserman

short, angry, redhead

oh no, megan wasserman is coming. watch out

by Hi howdy Hi Hey Hi November 24, 2019

Wackerpacker

One who packs the whack.

Geoff turned into a wackerpacker after seeing Scotts mom. Related words Masturbation

by XxlostsoulzxX April 6, 2006

Wassermann Paradox

The act of simultaneously ejaculating and soiling oneself during intercourse. The "paradox" to which the name refers is the question as to whether one should cease the act of coitus in order to go to the bathroom and defecate, or to continue and risk the consequences.

"I'm going to need a mop and bucket, I may have suffered from the Wassermann Paradox."

by MasterOnion December 13, 2009

wakeman

A virtuosic progressive keyboard player who played for the Strawbs and Yes, most notably. He is a classically trained pianist and is wanted by Kurt Cobain (as stated in Journals) to write the soundtrack for a progressive rock movie.

It would be cool if they made a Rick Wakeman action figure.

by David J. Hernandez May 24, 2005

Ackerman Gambit

Accusing someone with a winning argument of racism as a distraction.

Named for journalist Spencer Ackerman, who promoted the strategy on the email listserv "JournoList" as a means for journalists to avoid having to cover the Jeremiah Wright controversy.

This reckless spending during a time of record deficits is irresponsible.
Racist!
An Ackerman Gambit? I've read the JournoList, too, y'know ...

by Shattered Glass July 24, 2010

mikasa ackerman

a total bad ass and my mommy. she’s hotter than anyone else and she looks amazing especially in s2-4 and snk my absolute goddess and love of my life. a #girlboss #queen #totalbabe #lovelfmylife #am1lflol

floch: bro whos that
me: THATS THE TOTAL BABE IM DATING, MIKASA ACKERMAN, WITH CRAZY BIG BADONKERS

by pieckslover_ July 19, 2021

Levi Ackerman

hot 39-year-old DADDY

Levi Ackerman is my favorite aot character.
Mines Armin

by Arminsbabymomma September 25, 2020